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Andy

About Me

I used to be really unruly until my friend Ronnie took me to the synagogue, after this I decided that my lifestyle had to change so I stopped taking drugs and getting drunk & fighting people and started wearing a silly hat and going to the synagogue everyday.After this I withdrew all my life savings from the bank and hid them under my matress.Im not a fully converted jew yet but I am well on my way, I have twice been to the medical pavillion to get myself circumcised but both times I have pussied out so I'm still waiting lol

My Interests

Synagogues, kosher

I'd like to meet:

Jesus- So I could punch him in his christian face

Music:

necro & weird al

Television:

Seinfeld

Books:

Mein Kampf

Heroes:

The Jewish Jewellers in Lock Stock & 2 Smoking barrells

My Blog

I got called a "hooked-nosed bastard" today

These gits think they are so clever, just what type of insult is that though? pathetic, absolutely pathetic, you know i dont really care when they tease, i just feel sorry for them more than anything ...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

Mark Came over for tea.......for the last time

Mark came over for tea last night and he just cant behave himself. Mom dukes had made some schnitzel for us and me felix & dane were all enjoying it when mark chapped at my door (even though we ha...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:34:00 PST

Another day

oh well, another day another dollar (to stuff under my yiddish pillow) I've got dane and felix coming round for dinner tomorrow so that should be nice. I was gonna ask mark but I was kinda worrie...
Posted by Andy on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 05:53:00 PST

First Blog

This is my first ever blog   I would like this oppurtunity to big-up all the shonky warsaw jews doing they thang thang
Posted by Andy on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:21:00 PST