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Diane

I wouldn't wanna be you if I was me

About Me

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I got on this thing because all my other pit bull freak friends seem to think this is the best thing since, well whatever ... I've been doing pit bull rescue for almost three years now with Mid-America Bully Breed Rescue . I love it and I love those dogs. They say thank you every day in more ways than any human could ever express with words. I have never seen a breed of dog more loving and forgiving and more willing to love those that need to be forgiven.To my pit bull Dillon: I don't call you son because you shine, I call you son because you're mine. ..

My Interests

Uhhh let's see oh yeah pit bulls, Deadwood, NY, keeping a journal on the inconsistencies in the Red Shift theory, full contact origami, fixing appliances on Wednesdays free of charge, translating Russian novels and filling out questionnaires about my interestsAdopt me!!!! Go to Mid-America Bully Breed Rescue and click on Tolliver www.mabbr.org..So I'm already thinking about that next tattoo ...

I'd like to meet:

Jim Morrison, Clint Eastwood, a really good mechanic and the guy who thinks up this weird twisted stuff Exploding Dog . Chris Cornell too

Music:

Coldplay, Sublime, White Stripes, Beatles, Ministry, Allman Brothers, Gomez, Violent Femmes, Pretenders, Staind, Audioslave, Limp Bizkit, Depeche Mode, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Eric Clapton, Edith Piaf, Fleetwood Mac, the Ramones, Social Distortion

Movies:

Raising Arizona, Clerks (I not II), Donnie Darko, Sling Blade, A Perfect World, Gummo, Buffalo 66, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Napolean Dynamite, Crash, Forrest Gump, Joe the King ..

Television:

Ren & Stimpy, Entourage, Absolutely Fabulous and MONTY PYTHONKids in the Hall

Ren & Stimpy

Books:

That kid is smokin my cigarettes dammit

Heroes:

A scene from Gummo This is a really good example of why women shouldn't sniff glue while they're pregnant

My Blog

I read this somewhere ...

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.
Posted by Diane on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:19:00 PST

Thanks for a lovely evening

I had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
Posted by Diane on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:58:00 PST

What would Scooby do?

It doesn't matter.  He's a cartoon.
Posted by Diane on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:18:00 PST

Non, je ne regrette rien

Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I do not regret it, for I am far more sure of what is kind than I am of what is true.
Posted by Diane on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:25:00 PST

I'm right dammit

Whoever is the loudest is the most correct.   And just because you get the last word in doesn't mean you win.
Posted by Diane on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:12:00 PST

For the rescuers

Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world's grief.  Do justly, now.  Love mercy, now.  Walk humbly, now.  You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free ...
Posted by Diane on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:17:00 PST

Lemonade

When life hands you a toaster, don't drop it in the bathtub.  Make toast.
Posted by Diane on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:32:00 PST

Evil clown generator

Have fun with this one kids - the evil clown generator http://www.scottsmind.com/evil_clown.php...
Posted by Diane on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:26:00 PST

They're in on it together

Why are there 10 hot dogs to a pack but only 8 buns to a pack? 
Posted by Diane on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:24:00 PST

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line

Yeah, right.  Tell that to the guy who's driving.
Posted by Diane on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:12:00 PST