Ah reckon what you was a wantin to know is what Ah'ma doin in here. Ah reckon the reason Ah'm in here is cause Ah killed somebody. Mmmmhmm Well Ah reckon what you was a wantin to know is how cum me to kill somebody so Ah reckon Ah'll start at the front and tell ya. Mmmmm Ah lived out in back of my Mothers and Fathers place most a mah life in a little ole shed that mah Daddy'd built fer me. Mmmmhmm They didn't to much want me up there in the house with the rest of em..so mostly ah jus sit around out there in the shed a lookin at the ground. Ah didn't have no floor out there but Ah had me a hole dug out tah lay in....a quilt or two tah put down thar. Mmmmhmmm Mah Father was a hard workin man most a his life not that Ah can say the same fer mahself. Ah mostly just sit around out thar in the shed..messed with a lawn mower er two...went to school off and on from time to time...but the Childern up there were very cruel to me and made quite a bit a sport a me quite a bit.... so mostly Ah just sit around thar in the shed. Mah Daddy worked down thar at the saw mill at the planer mill fer an ole man named Dickson. Ole Man Dickson was a veery cruel feller..didn't treat his employees veery well.. didn't pay um to much of a wage. Just barely anough to get by on Ah reckon... but Ah reckon we got by all right. Mmmmmm They used tah come out one or the other of um...usually mah Mother. Feed me purdy regahler..so Ah know he made anuf ta were Ah could have musturd and biskits three er four times a week.Mmm Well Ole Man Dickson..he had a boy..name wer Jesse Dickson. Jesse was really more cruel that his Daddy was. He used ta make quite a bit a sport a me when Ah was down thar at the schoolhowz..Used tah take advantage uh the litle girls thar in the nayberhood an all. They used tah say that Ma Mother was a veery purdy woman..they sayed that quite a bit from time ta time when Ah'd be down thar at the schoolhowz. Well Ah reckon ya wan me tah git on with it and tell ya what happened so Ah reckon Ah'll tell ye. Ah was a sittin out thar in the shed one evenun not doin to much a nuthin..just kinda starin at the wall. Mmmm Waitin on mah Mother ta cum out and give me mah Bible lesson. MmmmHmm Well Ah heared a cahmocean up thar in the house.. so Ah runned up thar on the screened in porch... Ta see what was a goin on. Well Ah looked in the win der thar and seen Mah Mother a layin on the floor witout any clothes on. MmmmHmm and Ah seen Jesse Dickson a layin on top a her..... he was havin his way wit her.MMMmm Well Ah jus seen RED. Ah picked up a Keiser blade that was a sittin thar by the screen door.. some folks call it a Slingblade Ah call it a Kieser blade. Kinna got a long wood handle shaped like an axe handle with a long blade on it shaped kinna like a banahner. MM Sharp on one edge and dull on the otherin. MMmm It's what them highway boys use tah cut down weeds and whatnot. Well Ah went in thar in the house and Ah hit Jesse Dickson up side dah head wit it and knocked eem off mah Mother. Ah reckon that did'nt quite satisfy me..Mmm.. so Ah hitteem agin in dah neck wit it wit dah sharp edge and jus plum near cut hes head dof..Mmmm..KILLT EEM! Mah Mother she jumped up from thar and started hollerin,"Whattahd ya keel Jesse fer whated ya keel Jesse fer?"....Well...Mmmmm... cum tah find out Ah don't reckon Mah Mother minded what Jesse wassa doin to er...Mmmmm Ah reckon that made me madder n what Jesse'd made me...So Ah takin the Keiser blade sum folk ed call it a Sling Blade Ah called it a Keiser blade...Mmmmm... and Ah hit Mah Mother up side a dah hayd wit it....KILLT ER. Some folks have assed me if Ah had it tah do over agin would Ah do it duh same way? Well Ah reckon Ah would. Mmmhmmm Anyhow they seen fit tah put me in here and here Ah been fer a great long while. Ah learned tah read sum.. took me four years tah read duh Bible. Ah reckon Ah understand a great deal of it. It waddent what Ah expected in sum places. Mmm I've slept in a good bed for a great long while..now day seen fit tah put me outta here..Day say day a sittin me free tahday. Anyhow Ah reckon that was all ya wassa needin tah know. Ya wanna hear bout more details Ah reckon Ah could tellum to ye's. Would Ah ever kill anybody agin? Ah don't reckon Ah got no reason tah keel no body.MmmmHmmmO.K. No not really. Jeez.. just havin a little fun.This is Tolliver. He's an orphan in a foster home, waiting to find his human. This is a great dog. Contact Diane from my friends list. She's with Mid-American Bully Breed Rescue & is also Tollivers foster Mom.Me on my Daughters back porch in 2002 or 3.Are these some kick-ass little Pitts or what?
This is my imitation of a Missouri State Convict. Check out that stash. What was I thinkin? Anyways, I paid the dept I owed em. Been pretty much lettin freedom ring since then.(no more locked doors)
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