Brown Girl

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Monica, Miss Hottie if yo' nassy!
Birthday: 12/11/1974
Birthplace: Holland, Michigan (in a tulip patch, on the side of a windmill, just over the dike)
Current Location: Holland, Michigan
Eye Color: Chocolate Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Brown American
The Shoes You Wore Today: I wear my wooden shoes whilst tip-toeing through the tulips.
Your Weakness: Popsicles
Your Fears: Tootin' in public (I am dead serious here, folks)
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicago style deep dish with gorgonzola cheese, pineapple and sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Making it through Algebra and Stats. LORD HELP ME.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Okay, dude. . ."
Thoughts First Waking Up: "You have got to be fucking KIDDING ME!"
Your Best Physical Feature: How superficial of an ass are you, Mr. Surveyor?! I would prefer to be envied/desired for my mind. *rolls eyes*
Your Bedtime: At least four hours before my shift or class starts.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't think I miss any of my memories. No Alzheimer's here!
Pepsi or Coke: First, who is sponsoring this survey and 2nd, what is the free gift?
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds, duh.
Single or Group Dates: Neither, my soul is now dead. . . I mean, I am married.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Um, ewww.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Setchual Chocklit
Cappuccino or Coffee: cOffEe
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yeah
Do you Sing: YOU BET YO' ASS!
Do you Shower Daily: No. *pats seat* Come, sit closer to the Goddess.
Have you Been in Love: I am currently in love snd have been for the past 7 years +
Do you want to go to College: No. Do I NEED to go to college? Yes. I am actually enjoying it, too.
Do you want to get Married: No. (please don't tell my spouse) *laughs*
Do you belive in yourself: Well, I am not sure what "belive" means. However, if it's a typo and you mean "Believe" then, yes, I do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, just a freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: uhhhh.....yea cause after it rains u go muddin
Do you play an Instrument: Yes. A few. I GOT MAD SKILLZ!
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, much to my chagrin.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes I have and it made the Baby Jesus cry.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oh Barf. . . dear God no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. . . YUM!
In the past month have you been on Stage: If you count karaoke, then yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I have taken several dumps *snickers* SORRY, I couldn't help it.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but it SHO' is the weather for it now.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, a number of hearts. Everyone wants me. It's a curse.
Ever been Drunk: Oh, just a few times. PLEASE don't tell my folks.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: NoIn a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Clear
Favourite Hair Color: Blue
Short or Long Hair: I like both. As long as it's clean and you don't abuse the products the Lord has given us.
Height: I dig the shortees. . . oh yes I do.
Weight: Must be taller than you are round. Sorry, a girl has to have some standards.
Best Clothing Style: Clean, casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: In one day? Today? I just woke up, ask me in a few hours.
Number of CDs I own: Skads. . . SKADS I SAY!
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Holy shit. . . we're supposed to regret stuff? This quiz must be Catholic. Oh God and Jesus. Oh God and Baby Jesus.
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