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jónas næss

george bush doesn't care about blonde people

About Me

i am just a guy who is trying to find his place in the world. i am a rather happy fellow. however, i have an innate melancholy and at times may seem to be quite in-touch with no other person than myself. i enjoy making folks laugh with a lot of innocent nonsense and wild language. i have dinner at noon and i have supper in the evening.
About my given name: jónas
About my surname: næss .
Further highlights:
i like everybody.
i don't take shit from anybody.

i am culturally bound to my scandinavian heritage.

i am the product of an early skateboard scene.

i like oversaturated technicolour and overexposed black & white.

i think every girl should wear her bangs like debbie harry used to.
i once got hit by a car outside of bernhöftsbakarí .
i say the words " pretty good " several times during the day.

i wear wooden shoes, wool socks, and clean white shirts.

i am a handy & able fella and quite the crackerjack.

i don't shop, but i think department stores are fascinating.

i voted for ron paul in the primary.
My speciality:
the foreign service officer exam.
My favorite word:
lagom

My Interests

-God the Father Son & Holy Ghost.
-my family
-my friends
I like: cultural exchange
minimalism
moderation
sophism
demagogy
shoegazing
olde tyme heavy metal

saskatchewan
hunting
fishing
the 1960's mod scene
movies/film/video
kolaportið
writing music
snow/skateboarding
a decent church
1940's & 50's american pop-culture
ballroom dancing
rifles & handguns
ice-hockey
cold weather
operation flashpoint
chevy chase
positive living
dinner and a movie
snobbery
I dislike: promiscuity
partisanism
pietistic ministry
smoking

I drink: red rose.
brandy cloudy.
vanilla coke
Website: www.visir.is/
Languages: forníslenska
norrønt mål
niederdeutsch
svenska
nynorsk
bygdemål

I'd like to meet:

- eve and adam.
- yvette mimieux
- girls who eat hotdogs.

Who I do NOT
want to meet:
- hot chicks and sweet dudes.
- people who say "holla".

My Friend Space
jónas mattías á marga góða vini.

rachel lindgren

alec næss

christina dawn

mike blumberg

ditte

birkir

aðalheiður

sabrina

Music:

- traindodge.
- juliana hatfield.
- sykurmolarnir.
- adhesive
(sverige)
- leatherface.
- texas is the reason.
- i adapt.
- mike ness.
- social distortion.
- figure four.
- the replacements.
- no turning back.
- samiam.
- strung out.
- marty robbins.
- open hand.
- efterklang.
- dinosaur jr.
- starmarket.
- jesu.
- sara groves.
- jimmy eat world.
- anthrax.
- prong.
- autechre.
- pantera.
- choke.
- lifetime.
- coaltar of the deepers.
- christie front drive.
Film jungfrukällan
loves of a blonde
stella í orlofi
pusher I, II, III
ondskan
vivra sa vie
pramen ,,ivota
sódóma reykjavík
lásky jedné plavovlásky
1991 - the year punk broke
smultronstället
såsom i en spegel
singles
utvandrarna
thx 1138
Íslenski draumurinn
breaking the waves
efter bryllupet

band of brothers
better off dead
real genius
the outsiders
the exorcism of emily rose
rumble fish
bourne identity/supremacy/ultimatum
jeremiah johnson
the grapes of wrath
the blair witch project
hud
ghost world
mifunes sidste sang
and several dogme 95 films.
Radio National Public Radio
-prairie home companion
-all things considered
-this american life

KEYZ 660AM "swap-shop"
KFYR 550AM "joel heitkamp show"
paul harvey news and commentary
coast to coast AM
Literature svava jakobsdóttir
giorgos seferis
huldar breiðfjörð
betty and veronica comics
leon trotsky
the holy bible
Television: are you being served
peter och fredde
ren and stimpy
james bond marathons
Inspiration - mr. rogers

..

- professor kaaren grimstad

Heroes:

heroes die, and so did mine.
what you really want to know:
Status: ex-boyfriend.
Here for: i don't remember.
Sexuality: hetero
Ideology: social democracy.
Addiction: chapstick
Religion: Christianity - no other
Denomination: hans nielsen hauge
Children: me wanna make babies.
Contradictions: unlimited
Occupation: -unemployed u.s. envoy.
-oil field worker.
-ex sodajerk.
Income: good.
Personality Disorder: self-defeating.
learnin' and skool:
- háskóli íslands
reykjavík, iceland
student status: alumni
major: norrænu-fræði
minor: alþjóðasamskipti
1998 to 2000
- university of cool !!!
minneapolis, minnesota
student status: alumni
major #1: political science
major #2: scandinavian studies
degree: double b.a.
2001 to 2003 ..

My Blog

separation is just an illusion, baby.

-you in the other room, you offered me some biscuits--i love you when it is just you, proud of your biscuits--what's up with all this pish-posh of a rumor which i heard--about saddenning around and ba...
Posted by jónas næss on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:15:00 PST

hold my life.

an old soul, in a good state of mind.though i recall a time when my mind and body were out of place.where i nearly fell in love with someone.a real trouble of a girl she is.you see, she makes me sick....
Posted by jónas næss on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:41:00 PST

trouble at the haberdashery.

what do pleated "zack morris" pants say about the man who wears them?when worn correctly, with unabashed self-confidence and rakish bravado, pleated pants say,-i am your high school vice-principal. -i...
Posted by jónas næss on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:30:00 PST

the seashells on seltjarnarnes.

it was pretty early in the morning and i was tired. i had been working on the same location for over 24 hours. overall the job was taking a longtime to finish because of slow drilling and some press...
Posted by jónas næss on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:48:00 PST

the party dress.

one day i was listening-in as two folks were having a conversation on the street.one of them said that you spoke a foreign language.so, i then decided to go that foreign country and lea...
Posted by jónas næss on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:16:00 PST

i know how to fight.

i can watch the olympics on my television.yes.i have absolutely no interest in televised sports, even hockey which happens to be the only sport i really ever play. however, i totally love watching th...
Posted by jónas næss on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:24:00 PST

sky flying by.

i know God won't give me more than i can handle... but please no more PBR-loving, white, middle-class, 20-somethings who feel the need to express their misgivings about wal-mart, abercrombie & fi...
Posted by jónas næss on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:21:00 PST

áttu hamborgara? ...júmbó?

8:50"áttu hamborgara? júmbó? örbylgjuofn? ...fá einn heitan hamborgara og eina kók... og brenni!!"*english translation* "you have hamburgers? jumbo-burgers? a microwave? ...i'll have a hamburger an...
Posted by jónas næss on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:04:00 PST

dont be a pussy all your life.

when i says it, i says it just like this."hey babe, the next time you and i go rollin' over in the clovers, i'm gonna wear a dirty shirt.   ...i mean, there just ain't no sense in wreckin' one of...
Posted by jónas næss on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:37:00 PST

útlendingastofnun... eat bunk!

so today i received a large envelope from the directorate of immigration in iceland. enclosed was a bunch of crumpled up papers and some important information about renewing my icelandic residency. ...
Posted by jónas næss on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:35:00 PST