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T Box and the Two and Two's

This life has been a test. If this had been an actual life, you would have received instructions on

About Me

I talk alot so you better be able to keep up. I can spot a douche-bag or a choch a mile away. I like people who are themselves and don't feel the need to put on some sort of show. Typical "hot" people tend to bore me. I am attracted to uniqueness in both friends and lovers. I love music and lots of it. I love my real friends and being a real friend. I enjoy reading weird books, watching weird movies, and meeting weird people. Sometimes I am sad, sometimes I am scared, sometimes I am nervous. Sometimes I can be an instigator and other times i could give a shit. No one can beat my friends and they will always be my family.

My Interests

Britney Spears, Social Work/Counseling, Hinduism, Finding my purpose and reason, Dancing, Singing in my apartment when nobody's home, Night walks, Trashy tabloid magazines, Bacon, Porn, Nachos, Watching Stand-Up Comedy, LOLcats, i could play on youtube.com all f-ing day, and old school pictures

I'd like to meet:

Nick Swardson is amazing!

Music:

Sia, Kriss Kross, Saul Williams, NKOTB, Dresden Dolls, Ellen Alien, Gnarls Barkely, AK'Sent, Lady Sovereign, FlyLeaf, Fergie, Mindless Self Indulgence, Basement Jaxx, Veruca Salt, The Cranberries, Silverchair, Genesis, Felt, Ladytron, Girl Talk, Peaches, Fisher Spooner, JuniorSenior, Murs, 311, Zebrahead, Crossfade, Sevendust, Slipknot, Deftones, Ani Difranco, Atmosphere, Seether, Sneaker Pimps, Garbage, Indigo Girls, Soul Coughing, Drum and Bass, Disco House, Early 90s Dance Music (Guilty Pleasure), Breeders, Sublime, Black Eyed Peas, Esthero, Bjork, Outcast, Poe, Nirvana, Hole, Three Days Grace, Incubus, Portishead, alot of random shit i catch at the Grog Shop, etc...

Movies:

Black Snake Moan, Factory Girl, Little Children, Superbad, Explorers, The Sandlot, Hook, Peter Pan, The Crucible, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, 40 Year Old Virgin, Jesus Camp, Sicko, Boondock Saints, Freeway, Return to Oz, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Pecker, American History X, Farenheit 911, Bowling for Columbine, The Ring, Run Lola Run, The Mighty Ducks, Flight of the Navigator, Stick It, Saved!, Mean Girls, Donnie Darko, What Dreams May Come, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Anything Muppets, Team America World Police, Oceans 11, Super Troopers, Matchstick Men, The Professional, Princess Bride, Full Metal Jacket, Dazed and Confused, The Labrynth, Dark Crystal, Wayne's World, Groove, Running with Scissors etc...

Television:

Intervention, America's Best Dance Crew, America's Next Top Model, The Biggest Loser, Best Week Ever, Last Comic Standing, So You Think You Can Dance, SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, Cops (especially the 80's re-runs), Malcolm in the Middle, Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park, Friday Night Stand Up on Comedy Central, Reno 911 etc..

Books:

Righteous by Lauren Sandler, Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress by Susan Gilman, Everything by Augusten Burroughs, Girl in a Flammable Skirt, Anything by Vonnegut and alot of other random shit.

Heroes:

LOLcats

My Blog

PMS...The Real Story

For all you of the male gender that aren’t in the know, PMS is PRE menstrual so its the week/week and half before we as ladies are out of order so to speak. 1. PMS makes you feel like you r...
Posted by T Box and the Two and Two's on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:45:00 PST

Thank You Dr. Zatko...

for being the biggest DOUCHE of all time. not to mention a proud recepient of One Of The Shittiest Fathers Award     I hope your life is and continues to be full of misery and unhappiness. ...
Posted by T Box and the Two and Two's on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:00:00 PST

Times They Are A Changin

My mom has been rocking lately. It's nice. She has been so helpful and supportive. And i feel terrible for not talking to her for a month bc my ex boyfriend kept telling me everything wrong with me wa...
Posted by T Box and the Two and Two's on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:19:00 PST

I Was Born 5 Years Too Late

I should have been in high school in the early/mid 90s for SO many reasons. One of which being my large obsession with early/mid 90s dance tracks and really terribly good early/mid 90s outfits and dan...
Posted by T Box and the Two and Two's on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 05:00:00 PST

If I Only Knew

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?1. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SUCH A BITCH ALL THE TIME. yes there are people ...
Posted by T Box and the Two and Two's on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:08:00 PST

How’s It Gonna Be

Well, I thought having one parent that hated me was shitty but having both parents want nothing to do with you for no plausable reason totally sucks. I mean if i was a drug addicted, kleptomaniac, pro...
Posted by T Box and the Two and Two's on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:17:00 PST

Jesus Must Not Hate Me As Much As I Thought

I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A REAL DAYTIME NORMAL FUCKING JOB!!!!
Posted by T Box and the Two and Two's on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:30:00 PST

Why Listening To My Mom Has Screwed My Life Up

So i got laid off from Cartridge World in July and hired at Panini's shortly afterwards. First of all, i never wanted to serve in my life but i needed a job and they hired me right on the spot and ive...
Posted by T Box and the Two and Two's on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:23:00 PST

Warning: Bitch Fest

I cannot believe the shit that spews from her mouth and the fact that she thinks its totally acceptable to say things like that to me. I'm too intense for her and my recent problems (my panic disorder...
Posted by T Box and the Two and Two's on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:44:00 PST

The Way It Is And The Way It Needs To Stay

That's how i roll...
Posted by T Box and the Two and Two's on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST