T-TOWN BUNKASS BRIARE WESTCOAST profile picture

T-TOWN BUNKASS BRIARE WESTCOAST

Everyone Assumes That Models Are Vapid Idiots...THAT IS LIKE SOOO NOT TRUE OMG! Wait...hold on... I

About Me

Welcome to the Briare Patch! If I am not rockin' CB's with Whitney, I am rollin' with Elane, talkin' shit with Tina or Chillin' with MJ. If you have to ask , you don't want to know. In my free time I like to BeDazzle my threads thats straight up gangster word.

My Interests

BUNKISM,CHEESY ROMANCE NOVELS,CORNY PORN,BITCHIN INK JOBS,PIERCINGS BECAUSE A WOMAN CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY HOLES,HOME GROWN GOODNESS,SHOES BACCCCCTH,LARRY THE CABLE DOG,SEXY DRUMMERS,AND KEEPING MY PIMP HAND STRONG, GIRLS AND GUYS WHO LIKE TO PARTY!

I'd like to meet:

HOT BITCHES, PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO PARTY!

About me:

Music:

"I'm tryin' a write lyrics, that will one day be made fun of on VH1's I LOVE THE D'Z...(00)s'"

Movies:

~* Tracys Top 20 Must - See Flicks!*~
1) "The Notebook" - so beautiful and romantic (guys take notes!) 2) "Legally Blonde"- anyone who knows me will understand why 3) "Office Space"- have'nt we all burned down our office, at least once? 4) "Rat Race" - that chick "Tracy" in the film did all Tracy's Justice 5) "Wedding Crashers"- proving that deep down all bachelores have a soft side 6) "Zoolander"- "A Center For ants?", just watch it 7) "Deuce Bigalow" - desperate women call for desperate men 8) "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle"- "Extreme!!!!!" 9) "Napoleon Dynamite"- "Girls Like Guys With Skills"... very true Napoleon! 10) "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" - jump to the left now, now step to the right! 11) "Clueless"- showcasing compassionate popular girls, right. 12) "Cruel Intentions"- fucking insanely twisted incestuous people 13) "Dumb and Dumber"- "Seabass offered to take our tab" 14) "American Beauty"- prof that a lot of dads out there are checking you out gross!!!! 15) "Scary Movie 3"- the funniest for sure 16) "American Wedding"- band geeks are freaks! 17) "how high"- we all need a brotha thats got our back like that. 18) "Candy Stripers"- I am the alien chick that gets shot in the head, extreme!!! 19) "Rice Cracker"- I play "Hilary" 20) "win a Date with Tad Hamilton" - ultimate chick flick sooo cute!

Television:

GREYS ANATOMY, LOST, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, SEX AND THE CITY, FRIENDS, HOUSE, UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, COPS, SOUTHPARK, DRAWN TOGETHER, FAMILY GUY, NEXT, ANTM, ANYTHING BUT DR.PHIL

Books:

(

Heroes:

LEXINGTON STEELE

My Blog

ASK TRACY IN A BRA!

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE ALL YOU SILLY BOYS! ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT ILL ANSWER IN A BRA, THE TOP 10 QUESTIONS EVERY WEEK!!!
Posted by T-TOWN BUNKASS BRIARE WESTCOAST on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:55:00 PST

ONE OF THE FEW OF WHATS LEFT OF MR. NICE GUY

The reason I don't cry ever is because someone out there will get pleasure out of my sorrow. I am not trying to sound vain but it is true. Excluding tears of happiness, eye waterings are otherwise see...
Posted by T-TOWN BUNKASS BRIARE WESTCOAST on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:22:00 PST

MY PSF IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND ENITIY OF ALL THAT IS EVIL

IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING, TODAY IT WAS.WAS. THATS WAS UNTIL I STEPT OUTSIDE TO FIND MY CAR RAN OFF ON ME AGAIN. SHE ALWAYS DOES THIS. FOR SOME REASON SHE LIKES TO HANG OUT AT TOWING LOTS ALOT, FLIRT...
Posted by T-TOWN BUNKASS BRIARE WESTCOAST on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:01:00 PST

HOW TO HAVE BOYS NIGHT EVERY NIGHT!

How to Have Boys Night Every Night!  Even when you're too pussy-whipped to DTB (Dump That Bitch).By. Bunk Briare         Sure you love to shank the fun-hole ...
Posted by T-TOWN BUNKASS BRIARE WESTCOAST on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:47:00 PST

SO YOU WANT TO BANG YOUR PROFESSOR...

So You Want to Bang Your Professor&.  Boys, get your pencils ready and your condoms at arms reach class is now in session.  By: Bunkwild Briare      Even if yo...
Posted by T-TOWN BUNKASS BRIARE WESTCOAST on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:00:00 PST

TOP 5 REASONS WOMEN HATE BLOWING YOU

TOP 5 REASONS WOMEN HATE BLOWING YOUHow to fix them and get your knob slobed more often!By Bunktanic Briare1) You might smell kinda skank down under.Seriously! There is something really gross called b...
Posted by T-TOWN BUNKASS BRIARE WESTCOAST on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

How to Find a Woman Naive Enough to Jump Your Bone... on the Reg

How to Find a Woman Naive  Enough to Jump Your Bone& on the Reg.  If you are in a band send this to your compadres that aren't. Sharing is caring By. Bunktastic Briare  ...
Posted by T-TOWN BUNKASS BRIARE WESTCOAST on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:05:00 PST

HOW TO GET YOUR LADY TO "ROLE PLAY" IN BED

How to Get Your Lady to "Role Play" in Bed  By. Bunkalicious Briare  If the closest thing to "Role Playing" you have ever experienced is a kiss from your girlfriend in her Halloween cost...
Posted by T-TOWN BUNKASS BRIARE WESTCOAST on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:52:00 PST

Happy Happy Joy Joy!

I had no idea how happy I am until today wow. My life fucking rocks, go me! I am still unpacking somethings from my big move into my sexy casa in echo park. I came across a huge box of diaries, (I hav...
Posted by T-TOWN BUNKASS BRIARE WESTCOAST on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST

The Modern Day Mans Prerogative - (Tippin' My hottest Fall Hat To Leykis)

The Modern Day Man's Prerogative The Modern Day Mans Prerogative (A womans instructional manual)    By. Bunkette Briare   America the beautiful, America the free. How free i...
Posted by T-TOWN BUNKASS BRIARE WESTCOAST on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:26:00 PST