laura

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Alpha female and I don't know what I want. I live in Orlando, Florida, which I prefer to call Mouschwitz. I stand out here like a turd in a punchbowl, which, for the first time in my life, doesn't make me beam. I look back on my life in Austin with a great deal of nostalgia and wonder in the sense of, how on earth did I live to be 32? I love to travel outside the Bible Belt, and I love animals, cooking, fishing, hot rods, shopping and boob jobs. Cheers, folks. Tits for everyone ;-)

My Interests

Oh, my God! I am interested in having even a little bit of a life in Florida! HELP!! I'll just pretend I'm not writing this on a Saturday night.

I'd like to meet:

The asshole who invented pantyhose. I'm pissed.

Music:

Everything but country. And Yanni.

Movies:

XXX

Television:

Boob tube? Yeah, yeah. You said "boob."

Books:

What?

Heroes:

I most admire the mind and wit of Eddie Izzard. No, really.

My Blog

When I wake up tomorrow, will the VD be gone?

That's right, this is my first journal entry. I'm grouchy today because everywhere I look, there is some regurgitated image of lovers, hearts, candies and gay angels with spear-like projectiles. I t...
Posted by laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST