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T DUB

A lonely liver suspended in liquid

About Me

It's not important that you failed, or that they laughed at you, or even that you cried when they laughed at you. What's really important—what actually, truly matters—is how much louder and harder the laughter was when you cried.

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My Interests

..Radio, Volleyball, Baseball, Bowling, ping pong, caps, Drinking heavily until my liver hurts, researching things (also until my liver hurts for some reason), comedy, dabbling...nothing specific i just enjoy dabbling, driving, listening to lots of music, camping and tubing on the apple river in somerset wisconsin, collecting beer bottles for my collection, learning to speak latin backwards, brewing my own pruno (learned it in prison), and being a pain in the ass sox fan.

I'd like to meet:

i dont really care here. i kinda like meeting people who are cool. i like to observe the rest but at a safe distance. Oh, bartenders. I do love to meet bartenders. mainly while they are behind the bar and serving me beverages. But seriously, the short list would include Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, George Carlin, and Seth MacFarlane.
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?

Music:

..General-Punk, punk covers, midwest hip hop, and the occasional experiment with chicago acts.specific-The Good Year Pimps, Alkaline Trio, Sudden Dark, Mindsight, NIL8, Saving Face, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Do or Die, Crucial Conflict, Lost Boyz, Smoking Popes, Senses Fail, Bowling For Soup, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Whole Wheat Bread, richard cheese, Stephen Lynch, new found glory, twista, metallica, simple plan (yeah i said it), and i can also get into some good ol' fashioned drinkin country songs but only for the spirit of drinking.

Movies:

..Boondock Saints, Lock Stock and two smoking barrels, Borat (only movie i paid twice to see), oceans eleven, frogs, stewie griffen-the untold story, The Aristocrates, hudson hawk, Balls of Fury, and anything with Vince Vaughn. i also love low budget bad movies. if you know of a piece of garbage movie, i probably like it.

Television:

..Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Its always sunny in Philadelphia, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Still Standing, law and order (all 3), Scrubs, the office, a white sox game (in season), the teletubbies, robot chicken, anything on the history channel, Band of Brothers, and gentleman.....even of you dont speak spanish.......for god's sake, watch spanish television. porn costs money, spanish television does not. Dont believe me? Just watch Caliente or Rebelde once and then apologize to me.
I am Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??..
Missing Girl Probably Raped..
Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot

Books:

..Im going to pretend this section asked me about my favorite adult beverages. When It comes to beer, look at the wall. I like beer. But what makes me smile is Guinness and Boddington's. Also in the team picture is Harp, Any red beer, Aussie Down Under Lager, Sam Adams (all of them), Unetos, Okocim O.K. Beer, and The Goose Island Brands. When i ask the bartender for a shot, im asking for Jaimeson, a Dead Nazi, jagerbomb, or Liquid Cocaine (which is a dead nazi with 151). Mixed drinks include Gin and Tonic, Blue Hawaiin, pruno and 7, 151 and coke, and Everclear jello shots. Oh yeah, reading......go to the onion.com. i read that.

Heroes:

..The hero is traditionally at least two Italian meats and provolone cheese on a small or half loaf of Maria Kostur with roasted peppers, vinegar, olive oil, and lettuce. It is a pork-based sandwich; popular meat choices include ham, prosciutto, pepperoni, capicola, mortadella and salami. Pizzaria menus often include eggplant parmigiana, chicken parmigiana, and meatball heros, each served with tomato sauce. Pepper and egg heros and potato and egg heros are also popular.

My Blog

The Cubs/Sox Series and George Carlin

There are a few events that happened over the weekend that people are contacting me about. One of them meant a lot and the other not so much. First off, the Cubs swept the White Sox. Many of you know...
Posted by T DUB on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:36:00 PST

Spike Lee/Viagra

Hey guys. Its been a while. Ive had things that i almost wrote about but for some reason forgot about it or realized that it wasnt that funny to begin with. But today, during a hellish traffic day, fo...
Posted by T DUB on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:08:00 PST

gimme the gold and st pats

Every once in a while I have some thoughts that really arent blog-worthy, but if i get a few of them, i will ball them all up and throw them at you.Goldkit.comhas anyone seen the commercial for Goldki...
Posted by T DUB on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:24:00 PST

Spitzer Swallows

First off, Kudos to The Daily Show for coining the phrase "Spitzer Swallows." I'm sure there will be a lot more to come. Or is it cu....never mind.So is anyone really upset about Governor Spitzer hiri...
Posted by T DUB on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:39:00 PST

The Friendly Confines...Brought to you by Snickers

Hello again everybody.For those of you who don't know, Chicago Tribune owner Sam Zell is seeking a new revenue stream by selling the naming rights of Wrigley Field. Seeing this is the same city who wo...
Posted by T DUB on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:19:00 PST

Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the moon!

I was wondering if anybody can tell me what the big deal is here. "Oh my god! Part of the moon has vanished!" How is this different from the 3 weeks out of every month where only part of the moon is v...
Posted by T DUB on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:23:00 PST

Lipstick, Alcohol, and your chest

Here is a nice story for youSometimes stories come to me that just put a smile on my face. Lipstick and booze are making your breasts bigger. I dont think I need to say much more about this. There are...
Posted by T DUB on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:18:00 PST

Real American Symbolism

The Bald Eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus). Majestic, beautiful, bold, and now...fat. One of the main symbols of the United States of America had a little run in with gluttony while feasting on fish in...
Posted by T DUB on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:52:00 PST

Polar Bear "Facts"

i stumbled upon a polar bear show on animal planet. the narrator said this..."they may be the arctic's top predator, but did you know they are safer to be around than your family dog? In the russian a...
Posted by T DUB on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:24:00 PST

Funerals

Oh no, Bob is going to make fun of funerals isnt he?? YES HE IS!Last week, daredevil Evel Knievel died and he is being laid to rest today. I know the mood will be somber and its hard to get up the ene...
Posted by T DUB on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:56:00 PST