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Stacy Anne

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About Me

I am 26 and have two great kids. Korrine is 5 and Jared is 3. They are the cutest things ever and take after their mom, what can I say. I like to have fun, and I can be a wee bit witty if you catch me in the mood. I am loving my new job at Oakwood Hospital so I should say thanks to all the crazy bitches that took part in the plot to get me fired from my old job. Damn you really got me there. Now I can work less hours and make more money. So your jealousy really helped me out on that one. I mean I couldn't help it that I was smarter and cuter than y'all. Oh and btw I know you all still talk about me. It really makes me all warm and fuzzy inside that over half a year later I am still that important to you that you still converse about me. But it is kind of sad really. Then again you all never really had lives of your own. Well, at least ones that were worth mentioning. Funny how Karma's a bitch and I know that my slate is clean. I like to spend time with my friends when I get the chance which is not very often these days. We whip up a mean batch of jager bombs and drink out on the front porch, dead of winter, on the couch. Everyone should have a couch in their front yard, really. It is like having flair. I love football. My Lions did not make it to the superbowl like I had predicted but there is always next year, and I never lose faith (well until about the 7th game then it starts to sway a little). It's all good I know where my loyalty lies and my boys are going to make it soon. It is getting close....I can feel August coming on here. Well thats me in a nutshell. Kids-football-crazy bitches.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stacy
Birthday: 4/21/1980
Birthplace: Wayne, Michigan
Current Location: Taylor-tucky
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: half polish and half mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: I haven't worn any yet, but it will be my brown sketchers that are sooooo comfy
Your Weakness: chocolate
Your Fears: I am scared to death of bees
Your Perfect Pizza: three cheeser, butter cheese crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a job hehe
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ttyl
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it morning already?
Your Best Physical Feature: I can't pick just one
Your Bedtime: right around midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: walking to taco bell everyday and then haning out at the school and having "shoe kicking contests" hehe
Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK for the veggie burger, Mcdonalds for the fries
Single or Group Dates: who cares
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: depends on my mood
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: hell fucking no
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: only while singing
Have you Been in Love: A few times
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that
Do you want to get Married: Been there done that
Do you belive in yourself: Depends on my mood
Do you get Motion Sickness: only while reading in the car
Do you think you are Attractive: sure
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: hehe
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: haven't touched the stuff in about 6 years
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not so much
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not the whole thing
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no way
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: not really
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: oh yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: once when I was younger
How do you want to Die: painlessly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: anywhere but here
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: short is better
Height: taller than me
Weight: depends
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: minimal
Number of CDs I own: at least 100 lol
Number of Piercings: ???
Number of Tattoos: ???
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only 1
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My Interests

Haas I know you are so jealous of this one lol ..

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who had contributed to the fire millen fund. Tom Brady definitly. The guy who keep "fixing" my Ipod just for me to have to send it back out for repairs. Someone who can tell me how to get the puffy white things out of my tree before they fall all over my yard. Freud. Bill Gates' bank account. The inventor of the banana split.
I thank Steve for this game.

Music:

My all time favorite music would have to be pretty much anything 80's. I love, love, love REO Speedwagon, Styx, and Journey. I can listen to pretty much anything minus the gospel rap and christian pop. It might work for some people but God and I have this understanding about music. We like to save the preaching for the church. Dan has gotten me into many different punk bands and since that is all he listens to I am subjected to it on an almost daily basis. I don't mind too much. It feels good to say that I listened to bands before they went mainstream and changed up all their shit. Haas has gotten me into the country shit so I love me a little Rascal Flatts every once in awhile. Korrine is all about Kids Bop and The Laurie Berkner band at the moment. Let me tell you how well I know a chicken...enough to shake it's eggs. Oh and what Thursday night could be complete without the voice of the night Alan Almond to give us all the Richard Marx our little hearts desire. Him, Haas and I all have this understanding. He knows what we need and he gives it to us every Sunday through Thursday between 7pm and midnight. So yeah I pretty much like it all. I tend to bounce back and forth between phases and I can feel a punk cover phase coming on soon. I mean really what else can you just blare and sing to the top of your lungs making people turn on the street to look at you? Well other than REO. It's that time of year again bitches...

Movies:

I like about a million. Let's see...Top Gun, Don't be a Menace, 8 Mile, The Notebook, 10 things I hate about you, The Little Mermaid, Waiting, Dogma, Harry Potter, The Princess Bride, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Beavis and Butthead do America, Oceans 11, Oceans 12, Collateral, Office Space, Braveheart, 40 Days and 40 Nights, Lock stock and two Smoking Barrels, A Clockwork Orange, Boondock Saints, Arthur....I really could go on forever, I love tons of movies. Oh and Mean Girls.

Television:

I absolutely LOVE Grey's Anatomy. The Sopranos, Lost, stupid MTV shows like Laguna Beach, Real World, 8th and Ocean. I miss Dawsons Creek a bunch but I am coping better now that I have discoved Degrassi the New Generation. Probably the best thing to come out of Canada since hockey eh? When I can't sleep I spend a bunch of time watching Animal Cops or reruns of Rosanne and Fresh Prince. I am also one of those wierd people that can just sit and watch infomercials if nothing else is on. Even is I have seen it 100 times I will still watch it over and over and over.

Books:

Haas said it best Op's book club is phenom. Now all I have to do is get her into a Harry Potter book. Let me call Op's and get it on her club list then Haas will have to read it. I also love Nicholas Sparks who must be the most feminine man on the face of the earth. I can't get through one book with out crying at least 5 times. I love reading and can reread books over and over and over. I am also completely addicted to Cosmo. There are only so many different ways you can print "How to have mind blowing orgasms" yet those damn writers still keep doing it month after month.

Heroes:

My mom for always digging me out of whatever pile of shit I get myself into. Haas, for always being there for me no matter what the problem is. And for alway having a beer and nic stick ready for me when I need it. We need a few more warm nights for patio drinking and hauling the couch out to the front yard. I swear I would have thrown that thing away by now if we didn't bring it outside so much. Three cheers for Taylor-tucky.

My Blog

You know what really gets me...

Is when people find it neccesary to go through my shit. If you read this and think I am talking about you then I probably am.
Posted by Stacy Anne on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:30:00 PST

Hole in the wall

I fucking hate football right now.
Posted by Stacy Anne on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST

Hey ref....

A tap on the back is not a push you stupid asshat. You seriously need vision enhancement of some sort.
Posted by Stacy Anne on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:50:00 PST

Isn't it funny

How things can just change in an instant? I am impressed at how good of a mood I have been in. I am not really sure what exactly did it but Friday just kinda made me happy. It started at work pro...
Posted by Stacy Anne on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:10:00 PST

Midnight shift...ugh

So I have to work midnights for the next two weeks. Well not exactly midnights but a boring ass evening shift (6p-2a or 9p-5a). If you get bored please drop a girl an email to help occupy my time...
Posted by Stacy Anne on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:08:00 PST

Not so chinsey on the hot fudge brownie

So if you frequent the Dairy Dan near the mall this info is for you. Though they may be very chinsey on the sprinkles (as they were again today) they are definitly not so chinsey on the hot fudge brow...
Posted by Stacy Anne on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 07:23:00 PST

Softball, white trash, and Ikea

So I am driving home today with a great plan to put the kids in bed and I see this crazy ass silver Liberty zigging and zagging like a mofo behind me. So I pull over to talk to Haas. Let's g...
Posted by Stacy Anne on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 07:52:00 PST

Keep all needles away from me...

while I am drunk. Maybe it is because I am a baby this hurts so much or maybe it is because I like to eat and this post in my mouth is making it very difficult. I admit I rather enjoyed my l...
Posted by Stacy Anne on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:13:00 PST

Holy Tigers game

Okay so even though they lost, I still had a blast. I am still pretty drunk and I stopped drinking about 5 hours ago. This will definitly be a memorial day to remember. Tigers game, lots of beer, trip...
Posted by Stacy Anne on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:10:00 PST

A little chinsey on the sprinkles

So dan and I went to the movies tonight and since we got there super early we decided to walk down to the ice cream place down the street and get some ice cream. Well I got a small cone with spri...
Posted by Stacy Anne on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:44:00 PST