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EEL-EYE

nobody get's my potato, i'm just a spud boy - lookin' for a real tomato...

About Me

normalcy is a fuckin' disease, so if you're normal or even think you're normal go fuck yerself because you bore me immensely. may a horde of zombies eat your brain.......

My Interests

P.B.R., JACK DANIELS, JAGER, ZOMBIES, HORROR MOVIES, INVADER ZIM, SAMURAI JACK CARTOONS, WRITING DRUNK POETRY, WRITING DRUNK SHORT STORIES, OLD NINTENDO, COLLECTING WEIRD "SCARY" SHIT, FREAKING MY NEIGHBORS OUT, GOING TO THE SUNDOWN SALOON, FUCKING, SMOKING.

I'd like to meet:

METALHEADS,PUNK KIDS, RED ASSED MONKEYS, MAYHEM ACHIEVERS, SHIFTERS IN THE SANDS OF TIME (AS LONG AS YOU KNOW HOW TO SCREAM BACKWARDS) UPBRINGERS OF CHAOS AND IT'S PRETTY LITTLE SISTERS.

Music:

SLAYER, PANTERA, LAMB OF GOD, WEEN, NIN, LARD, DEAD KENNEDYS,DEAD MILKMEN,MOTORHEAD, THE EXPLOITED,CLASSICAL, OLD SKOOL METALLICA, NAILBOMB, SEPULTURA, SOULFLY, THE FEEDERZ, DEVO, TALKING HEADS, IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE, N.W.A., PRONG, AC/DC, PETER TOSH, BUB MARLEY,SIX FEET UNDER,THE BLOODHOUND GANG, CANNIBAL CORPSE, SOCIAL DISTORTION, PAUL GALAXY & THE GALATIX (LOCAL!)WHITE ZOMBIE/ROB ZOMBIE,STATIC-X,DEVILDRIVER,MINISTRY, GWAR, SUBHUMANS, M.D.C.,JOHNNY CASH, NOFX, G.G. ALLIN,FRANK SINATRA,WESLEY WILLIS,OFFICER DOWN,THE CASUALTIES,FEAR,BUTTHOLE SURFERS, MIDGET YODELING.

Movies:

Farting Preacher 5 (a)



Farting preacher 5 version (a) top 5 movies of all time: (1) RICKY-OH, THE STORY OF RICKY (2) ZOMBIE (LUCIO FULCI) (3) THE NEKROMANTIC 2 (JORG BUTTGEREIT) (4) PRINCESS MONONOKE (HIYAO MIYAZAKI) (5) BRAINDEAD (AKA-DEADALIVE, PETER JACKSON) honorable mention: the big lebowski, fight club, ass angels 3, bad santa, evil dead 2, spirited away, virus, redneck zombies,seven, bubble boy, the toxic avenger (uncut)grandma's boy, juh-on, appleseed,......

Television:

fuck t.v. ,literally, drill a hole in that thing and fuck it till it bleeds "reality" programming onto your carpet. (3 stooges)

Books:

DOUGLAS ADAMS "HITCHHIKERS GUIDE" SERIES, CHUCK PALAHNUIK (ANYTHING-ESP."HAUNTED") KURT VONNEGUT-(R.I.P.)(ALL-ESP."WELCOME TO THE MONKEY HOUSE"), CHRISTOPHER MOORE "FLUKE", PHILLIP K. DICK, TOM ROBBINS "FIERCE INVALIDS...", Carlton Mellick 3 (sick fuck)"PUNK LAND", william christopher baer "KISS ME JUDAS" TRILOGY, BUKOWSKI, JEREMY ROBERT JOHNSON (angel dust apocalypse) anton levey "the satanic bible", craig clevenger, "CORTORTIONISTS HANDBOOK" "DERMAPHORIA" Andre Duza "dead bitch army" Brian Keene "freakshow"

Heroes:

MONKEYS

My Blog

Ween - The Stallion pt 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acQqpUf7vzs ...
Posted by EEL-EYE on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:08:00 PST

crying blood

what can we say to each other to alleviate the day?mankinds race for total domainis rather abstract from the mainframea practice in tolerance might be the way,quit judging people based on their clothi...
Posted by EEL-EYE on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:49:00 PST

ATTITUDE PROBLEM

  I WON'T APOLOGIZE FOR BEING REAL, WON'T SUCK UP TO YOUR WILL, BEING THIS HONEST IS A SKILL, OH, DID I OFFEND YOU? FUCK OFF AND GO SCREW, CUZ, I GOT..... AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM, ATTITUDE PROBLEM, A...
Posted by EEL-EYE on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:29:00 PST

DIRTY BOMB UNDERWEAR

RECORRECT YOUR VISION,AND STARE THROUGH THE EYES OF YOUR ENEMY,WHEN IT FEELS LIKE YOU CAN NEVER WIN,NOT BECOMING WHAT YOU WANT TO BE.WHEN PERSPECTIVES CHANGE,THINGS MAY SEEM SO FUCKIN STRANGE,FOR WHAT...
Posted by EEL-EYE on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:49:00 PST

elegant quadrepeligic porno

GODDAMN IT.  I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!  3,000 MILES INTO THE BOWELS OF THE WEST COAST I RETURN WITH A NEW VIEW AND ATTITUDE ABOUT LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING. THO IT'LL BE A COLD DAY IN...
Posted by EEL-EYE on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:12:00 PST

the flight of the shit bird

Still here - still there miles away from ordinary no one to drink with but the nine faces that accompany me to the brink of sobriety. absent sound but the treble in my head plays the anger of soulles...
Posted by EEL-EYE on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST

yarglefroopoo pants

shit me macaroni i hate my job and my personal life is dog shit at my funeral i demand a circus midget playing a tuba the end
Posted by EEL-EYE on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:24:00 PST

WORKY WORKY WORK WORK

I DROPPED A GIANT JUG OF RANCH ON THE FLOOR TODAY AND IT BLEW UP LIKE A FRIGGIN VOLCANO ON MY FUCKIN PANTS SO WHAT DID I DO? I TOOK THE FUCKIN PANTS OFF! AND WORKED IN MY BOXERS FOR 4 HOURS WHILE MY P...
Posted by EEL-EYE on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:50:00 PST

nobody listens to me unless i fart

not having a job right now is kinda like writing these blogs, it sucks. but it's easier for me to write in this goddamn computer as opposed to my journal which i've kept since i was homeless on pearl...
Posted by EEL-EYE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so much for brain matter

alone in the dark tv screams this guilt i feel, forsaking the friends i hold dear, now all gone, tired of this town, can't go, can't roll, lost all control, can't sing in a band, fear has the ...
Posted by EEL-EYE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST