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The artist formerly and presently known as blondie

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About Me

I love burritos, that's all you need to know.
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My Interests

Affording my rock and roll lifestyle

I'd like to meet:

Bro's and ho's

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Your Daddy Is Dennis Rodman
What You Call Him: Daddy-o

Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland Who's Your Daddy?
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Music:

all the good ones

Movies:

The Taxi Driver, Clockwork Orange, Pink Flamingoes, Cecil B. Demented, Pecker, , Goodfellas, Hedwig and the angry inch, Salton Sea, Resevior dogs,Snatch ,the Excorcist, Barfly,Kill Bill vol.1 and 2, Sid and Nancy, The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Devil's rejects, Hellraiser (all of them)Party Monster, Blue Velvet, Easy Rider, Silence of the Lambs, Seven, Trainspotting, a Love Song for Bobby Long, Summer of Sam, factory girl, the doors, billy madison,barfly, beat, acts of worship, this is england, romper stomper,the jacket,nevr-ending story, EAGle VS. SHARK is my newest fave, 70's pornos with pubic fros'!!!

Television:

the juice man with the crazy eyebrows is a personal fave

Books:

Suicide Blonde, the memoirs of a geisha, clockwork orange, Catcher in the rye, Alice in Wonderland, Courtney Love Biographies, Stephen King short stories, Helter Skeltarcharles bukowski, hunter s. thompson, j.d salinger, anthony burgess, jack karouac, irving welsh: all the authors who wrote about the ugliness and beauty of life with an incredible sense of humor, and un-relenting vigor

Heroes:

Hannibal Lecter, he ate people's faces and made a man chew off his own tongue!! !!! Betsey Johnson The Originator and reigning champion designer of rock-star style people who overcame the odds to make themselves happy.

My Blog

you can’t run from the truth

everything that you do comes back to you, it's like the first rule of humanity along with murphy's law. if you have the ability to put your white flag up and say "put a fork in me dude, i'm fucki...
Posted by The artist formerly and presently known as blondie on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:14:00 PST

i'll send you straight to hell fucker!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJtGCvKpEWM this is one of the finest cinematic moments ever!!...
Posted by The artist formerly and presently known as blondie on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:41:00 PST

the anti-social emotional vampire checklist

the following is a checklist from a book i'm currently reading. it helps you evaluate whether or not you're dealing with what i like to call a p.o.s (peice of shit) or what the author calls an"emotion...
Posted by The artist formerly and presently known as blondie on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:01:00 PST

you hired a dick to find an asshole!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Pmjk-yIn0 i ...
Posted by The artist formerly and presently known as blondie on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:24:00 PST

?!?

this life has much to offer us. do we take what's offered or do we long for the fuller glass? the one that's filled with the quenching thirsts of the un-known. the promise of bigger better, faster mor...
Posted by The artist formerly and presently known as blondie on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:39:00 PST

?:(

why do men cheat? is it something about their current woman. can one woman give a man everything they need. do they not realize what they're doing, or are they all  just selfish, reckless , ...
Posted by The artist formerly and presently known as blondie on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:51:00 PST

Ode to my top 24! (stolen from frenchman!, thanks dude)

my top 24 are all special people to me and have enriched my life in so many ways. to those of you who aren't, I still love's ya, and you know who you all are. 1. Jeremy (a.k.a poopy pants)- has been m...
Posted by The artist formerly and presently known as blondie on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:05:00 PST

crack-tastic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcpFdUxGPBU seriously, fuck crack, but this shit is funny!...
Posted by The artist formerly and presently known as blondie on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:36:00 PST

life on the fax.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orE15Ijztt0 i swear to god that this is someone i know...
Posted by The artist formerly and presently known as blondie on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:32:00 PST

the plight of the dumper

everyone always says how rough it is to get left, which is true, iv'e been there myself, but i'm finding now that it's not so easy to be the one who leaves. motive, trust me, there's plenty, but my he...
Posted by The artist formerly and presently known as blondie on Tue, 27 May 2008 02:09:00 PST