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C H R I S

i cant get much stronger : ) ♥

About Me

the complete version: looks are deceiving. quite friendly. not high-maintenance. yes, my hair is REAL. highly domestic. prefer staying in to going-out. the best first date youll ever have. ill convince myself out of the second. my indecisiveness always comes into play. when i fall, i fall hard but good luck in getting me there. im more than aware that my sentences are a mixture of incomplete as well as simple statements. slowly realizing that maybe i am a “true” Scorpio. knack for men’s fashion. i clean up nicely myself. maybe one too many male platonic friends, emphasis on maybe part. one of the few that believe in holding realistic expectations. will never depend on anyone other than myself. love “love”. hate the typical. note: that includes getting roses and chocolates. my best friend is honestly better than yours. highly aware of the what goes on around me. just often choose not to say anything and play clueless. allows me see how fucked up the person is. only a matter of time before i go in for the kill. so yeah, im not “the nicest person youll ever meet”. still pretty darn close though. ♥the condensed version: texan. female. 5'5''. 118 lbs. asian. scorpio. jean whore. the end.


My Interests



My Favorite Song at the Moment
US PLACERS.


Lifestyles of the rich and famous
Bought a big house and a whole lot of rangers
A fresh new couch and a whole lot of trainers
A closet full of clothes and some brand new dangers
And
Some Mexican floral arrangers
A great big TV that'll entertain us
Some colorful commissions for some high paid painters
Someone to take the wrap so that I stay stainless
And
A new relationship with a banker
Two pinky rings for my manicured fingers
A trained German Shepherd that bark when it's angered
To watch my possessions and look out for strangers
And
A 50 foot yacht with an anchor
Young supermodel that shall remain nameless
Ups and the downs, the sames and the changes
All the money in the world don't make it painless (no)

(But they love it and they love it)
The more you try to erase me
(And they love it and they love it)
The more that I appear, oh
(and they love it and they love it)
The more, the more you try to erase her
The more that You appear

Lifestyles of the broke and famous
Let you know how crazy this game is
Look at all the new beautiful faces
At home supermodel, myspaces
Long for their shot on the TV screens
American Idol never seen these dreams
Just last week they want to see ID
Now they got you in VIP, huh?
How many people almost famous
You almost remember what they name is
Like “Hey, didn’t you play in..? No it couldn’t be, quit playin”
I try to keep that balance
After MTV that’s a Real World Challenge
Back on that train
Never to be heard from again…

(But they love it and they love it)
The more you try to erase me
(And they love it and they love it)
The more that I appear, oh
(and they love it and they love it)
The more, the more you try to erase her
The more that You appear
G.R.I.P P.I.M.P
I, any spelling bitch come on that’s me
I bring a burning sensation to the urban eye
Like an eye-drop of Turpentine
You can listen to the serpent, fine
But the earth got gas once it burps its fine
Someone around me they talk about the grease
Not G.H.G, how to cook a quarter ki
Talking all nasal, he aint over that cold
No glove scrub, Manny just over that stove
Perfect paradigm
Wrong place wrong time
Should have been Phizer, GlaxoSmithKline
Number one chemist
Look at him no blemish
Egg shell off white like a DuPont finish
Young, dumb, high strung, who could handle us
I wonder how Gods gon’ paint today’s canvasses
Cause who knew that day that man would just
Go to VA with a Tec and spray campuses
What a way to see the cover of Time
I know that ***** wish he was standing in line
To see it….As if he didn’t do it.

(But they love it and they love it)
The more you try to erase me
(And they love it and they love it)
The more that I appear, oh
(and they love it and they love it)
The more, the more you try to erase her
The more that You appear

football. camping. jet-ski's. black and white photos. jeans. chocolate covered strawberries. iced caramel macchiatos with extra caramel. walking barefoot on sand. mens fashion. spontaneity. grey goose and cranberry. affection. concert going. spa days. making others smile. handwritten letters. filet mignon. ranch. silver jewelry. candles. sincerity. finding money i lost. eighties music. creme brulee. yamashiros. finding money i didnt lose. cuddling on the couch. renting movies. cooking. flip-flops. jet skiing. anything involving some kind of danger. traveling. bubble baths. fresh-cut flowers. peach cobbler. hole-in-the-wall restaurants. birthday cake. birthday cake remix. lingerie. hoodies.

I'd like to meet:

my knight in shining armor minus the armor. don’t think he would do me much good though. probably end up giving him to one of my girlfriends to complete THEIR fairy tale. someone that could possibly make me rethink that.

Who I DON'T want to meet: i dont care to meet your "representative" . any negative individuals. if you could quite possibly qualify as being a future stalker. myspacers in search of a date and although im sure your parents are lovely people, id rather not meet your parents after going on a date.

My "Friends Only" Account:
i guess i wrongfully assumed that the name "friends only" would signify the silly notion that i wanted to have a separate profile for those that i actually know in real life, lol. feel free to request an add to THIS page BUT please do not send a request to that particular page if you do not know me. theres nothing special on that page, trust me! i just makes it easier to keep up with those that im "forced" to deal with on a regular basis.

Things you probably dont know about me: im stalling to entering the grown-up world im the pickiest person when it comes to settling down i was "gangsta" in middle school my dream job is to be a correspondent on ESPN i love observing my life and sitting back to see if i can call it i have this thing with pleasurable pain i love anything that has danger written all over it i cover my ketchup with pepper i eat all damn day ... oh wait, everyone knows that about me writing makes everything better for me i can count the amount of times ive cried on a "hand-and-a-half" i love my mistakes i short myself the majority of the time i over indulge myself and loved ones ALL the time im a sucker for sweet gestures ill sucker punch you for bringing out my soft-side i own 56 pairs of jeans

F R I E N D s

... yeah i know, theyre sexy

will

chelsea

vakisha

lani

chris

thelma

maria

friends only

nia

christie

jorge

beau

jermaine

jess

karl

vic

nicholas

nattie

jay

jo koy

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Music:

hope. robin thicke. anything that pharrell touches. mos def. common. lauryn hill. talib kweli. the roots. sade. esthero. counting crows. alicia keys. john legend. tribe called quest. busta rhymes. jack johnson. damien rice. nelly furtado. method man. stp. incubus. dido. anthony hamilton. slum village. brian mcknight. old babyface. goapele. nerd. MIA. janet. christina aguilera. switchfoot. john mayer. rhcp. lifehouse. nas. dead prez. rage against the machine. wu-tang clan. a62ecfdc1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"

Movies:

snatch. dancer in the dark. chocolat. elf. click. oceans 11. kill bill. pretty woman. ferris buellers day off. training day. march of the penguins. finding nemo. old school. garden state. object of my affection. talladega nights.

Television:

house. greys anatomy. sports center. the daily show. desperate housewives. law and order: SVU. the bachelor. veronica mars.

Books:

siddhartha. to kill a mockingbird. night by elie wiesel. pablo neruda. any historical accounts. indian in the cupboard.

Heroes:

as corny as it sounds: my parents. without them i know i wouldnt be as strong of a person that i am today. the forced me to have a good head on my shoulders and im more than thankful for that.

My Blog

Random Bitching...

RESPECT.i understand that there are a lot of females out there that let you get away with throwing bullshit there way BUT please believe...i am not one of those girls!!!you need to come at me in a man...
Posted by C H R I S on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:52:00 PST

I MISS IT...

everyone and i mean, EVERYONE has managed to get all coupled up in what seems like a span of minutes.ive lost some close friends because of this little love bug but i do wish them all the happiness in...
Posted by C H R I S on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:29:00 PST

TRUST...

true, not everyone proves to be trustworthy. but that doesn't mean we should all keep a watchful eye on everyone that crosses our pathes or walks into the lives of those who surround us. go ahead and...
Posted by C H R I S on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:43:00 PST

WORST WEEK EVER...

no joke, i need a hug...  
Posted by C H R I S on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:27:00 PST

SAY A LITTLE PRAYER...

if you havent already heard me bitch or moan about it... my fucking phone is on life-support : ( it had a little drowning incident earlier today and hasnt quite recovered yet. guess, that ...
Posted by C H R I S on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:16:00 PST

BETTER THAN SEX...

MMM HMMM...          ;           ;   that burke william's spa can do no wrong!   &nb...
Posted by C H R I S on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:40:00 PST

THROWING MY TOWEL IN...

im done, more than done, dealing with unnecessary drama. there are few regrets that i have and allowing you to take part in my life is one of them. true, i may be a little too nice at times...
Posted by C H R I S on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:01:00 PST

JUST A SUGGESTION...

this has to be BY FAR the sweetest myspace message that i have ever received... i couldnt even begin to tell you how refreshing it is to know that there are infact nice guys out here in this...
Posted by C H R I S on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:35:00 PST

INDE-fucking-CISIVE

...that would be me I date, un-date and later decide I want to date again. I swear, I'm like a guy when it comes to relationships- the only difference being I don't purposely participate in this "ser...
Posted by C H R I S on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:27:00 PST

GETTING TO KNOW ME...

The Basics...NameChrisSignScorpioBirthplaceSo. CalCurrent LocationLos AngelesRelationship StatusIn the worksThe Last Time...You went on a date2 days agoYou skinny-dippedHaven't been but I do love thos...
Posted by C H R I S on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:35:00 PST