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LE TIGRE!

Sorry Pancho, you tiger now!

About Me

Mexican/Scottish mix with all her papers. Likes long walks and vigorous rubs. Responds well to praise and performs a variety of tricks. All in all...one fine bitch.

Five-year-old son: Why does everybody call Daddy a pussy? And what is that?

Mother: Daddy is the definition of a pussy.

--Prada store, Soho

My Interests

Satisfying my voracious appetite.

I want this.

I'd like to meet:

People who can make me laugh. It's not hard, but I get bored easily.

Music:

I have a wide and varied palate, which includes, but is not limited to: radiohead, the cure, depeche mode, new order, portishead, a perfect circle, outkast, hot hot heat, duran duran, tom petty, bruce springsteen, tiger army, brand new, she wants revenge, denali, elvis costello, stars, pulp, shakira, muse, lovage, faith no more, ursher, placebo, cursive, mew, and I shamefully admit, I loves me some mariah.

Movies:

a christmas story, the princess bride, the goonies, napoleon dynamite, the smurfs and the magic flute, shaun of the dead, mallrats, sin city, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, snatch, the big lebowski, fight club,300, orgazmo, made, the boondock saints, office space, rushmore, the royal tanenbaums, the life aquatic, kiss kiss, bang bang, running with scissors, planet terror, and anything with will ferrell

Television:

Arrested Development, the Simpsons, Futurama, The Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Chappelle's show (R.I.P), Project Runway, Lost, Spongebob Squarepants, Prisonbreak

Books:

Reading makes the monotony of life more bearable. Great books: to kill a mockingbird, flowers for algernon, me talk pretty one day, the alchemist, the little prince, the catcher in the rye, omnibus, burton and dudley, the giving tree. Great authors: Roald Dahl, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs and Banana Yoshimoto. The only book I started and didn't finish: Catch 22. Possibly the most boring book on the planet. I enjoy pretty much anything that doesn't make me feel like I've wasted several hours of my life that could have been better spent counting the hairs on my bunny.

My Blog

cuteness!

Courtesy of Laura, for some reason I find this adorable.I'm feeling lazy right now so I won't write about the weekend. Rest assured, there was plenty of eating, drinking, and crawling around an old fo...
Posted by LE TIGRE! on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:21:00 PST

beer bongs at the office and a song in my heart

I had planned on staying just for a little bit today at work, and commencing the drinking at or before the drive home. But when my boss called in to say we could leave at noon, all of a sudden all pre...
Posted by LE TIGRE! on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:53:00 PST

the lord works in mysterious ways

I just found ten dollars in my wallet that I didn't know I had. Jesus wants me to have Vietnamese food with Laura instead of going to the gym. Me: But Jesus, I had planned on working out my killer cal...
Posted by LE TIGRE! on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:20:00 PST

I TOLD you, my baby beat me up

I have been saying for a while now that my jetsetting lifestyle was going to catch up to me and I was headed for a fiery crash into reality sooner or later. This weekend was my fiery crash. I think up...
Posted by LE TIGRE! on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:40:00 PST

there are two kinds of girls in this world...

...those who do THIS to their phones:and those who don't. I could tell you immediately everything about this girl, and the guy lucky enough to date her. Thank you, Swarovski, for finally making a clea...
Posted by LE TIGRE! on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:58:00 PST

...and then I received the second proposition of my life

This weekend was uncharacteristically eventful for me as of late. I got a lot done, even if the result was a weariness that struck deep into my bones. My check engine light was finally repaired after ...
Posted by LE TIGRE! on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:57:00 PST

two down, three to go...

Yes, this is going to be a post about my stitches.I haven't written anything in quite a while, but not because I don't have anything to write about. Oh no. My life is one adventure after another, each...
Posted by LE TIGRE! on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:58:00 PST

birthday pictures, claw porn, stuffed animal sex

Well I finished uploading the pictures from the weekend and my birthday yesterday...so now I guess I have to write something about them since far too often I just slap the pictures on here and let the...
Posted by LE TIGRE! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:36:00 PST

oooh I want this

I have pictures from the weekend...but since they take forever to load and I was too lazy to do it last night, you're gonna have to wait for them. I'm really only posting anything at all right now bec...
Posted by LE TIGRE! on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:08:00 PST

I'm not trying to be mean...

...but the Indian children at my apartments make my tubes spontaneously tie themselves. Hush, babies, momma's got a migraine. I could hear the harsh, steady whine of their tinny screaming voices throu...
Posted by LE TIGRE! on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:32:00 PST