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Janessa!

Tell me, Jean Claude, do you like the glaze i applied to my shapely jug?

About Me



Who knew fetuses came in jars, i can't believe people are still having kids the old fashioned way, this is such easy cleanup, not to mention it's cute little viking beard and hat..

You're Brigitte Bardot!

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My Interests

I'm interested in pretty much anything that can hold my attention.... if that's vague it's because there are way too many things (like shiny lights) distracting me right now....

I'd like to meet:

Richard Simmons and Carnie Wilson.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Radiohead, The Pixies, Tool, Queens of the Stoneage, Antiflag, Portishead, Perfect Circle, New Order, Deftones, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Suede, The Pogues, Billy Bragg and Wilco, The Faint, Outkast, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Echo and the Bunnymen, Electric Six, The White Stripes, The Cars, The Who, AC DC, Sublime, Billie holiday, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Suede, Brigette Bardot, Supergrass, Guided by Voices, David Bowie, Judas Priest, The Mars Volta, Denali, The Fever, The Bravery, Mott The Hoople, The Buena Vista Social Club, Le Tigre,Stevie Wonder, Nirvana,The Clash, The Ramones, Blondie, Sioxsie and The Banshees, The Cramps,Electric Prunes,The late and great Johnny Cash,Elliott Smith,Spinal Tap, Tenacious D,The Pretenders,Thin Lizzie, Iron Maiden and much, much more....

Movies:

Body Rocks! with the magnificent and talented Lorenzo Llamas,Spinal Tap, Waiting For Guffman, Best In Show, The Goonies, City Of God, Napoleon Dynamite, City of Lost Children, the Big Lebowski, all Doris Day/Rock Hudson collaborations,The Princess Bride, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tennenbaums, Old School, Office Space, Ed and his Dead Mother, Brazil, Finding Neverland, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pulp Fiction, Resoivor Dogs, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Made, Orgazmo, Team America,Mr.Mom, Amelie,Army Of Darkness,All cheesy horror flicks,A Life Less Ordinary, Trainspotting, Snatch,Run Ronnie Run, Ed Wood, Sleepy Hollow, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas,Fight Club, Sin City, Igby Goes Down....I can't think anymore....

Television:

Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Office, King of the Hill, Strangers With Candy,Three's Company, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report,My Name is Earl, Curb your Enthusiasm, Mr.Show, Kids in The Hall,Reno 911,The Chapelle Show,All performances of Bill Hicks caught on film or in cd form, i will also shamefully admit an addiction to the epic saga daytime drama that is Passions,and all of the wonderful programming at the Food Network, ESPECIALLY Iron Chef.....

Books:

Jesus Christ.. i can't possibly begin to narrow this category down, i am way too much of a book worm so here's only a few i can think of...Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Wigfield, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, A Prayer For Owen Meany, Squee comic books, Kingdom of Fear, The Rum Diaries, Holidays on Ice, Every Shel Silverstein book and poem ever written.....

Heroes:

Bill Nye The science guy, the most fantastically attractive man in the world.. I wept for days when i found out he was recently married, it's a good thing i gave up on saving myself for marriage....