GENE!!!

I live across the street from three loud girls that have what I like to call FRAT PARTIES. I like to run across the street in my bathrobe, place one foot on a rock so that my junk is almost hanging out, point and yell telling them to "GO TO BED, YOUNG LADY!!!!" I also like to bitch to their landlord about how they talk on their cellphones at dusk and how that keeps me up. I am a light sleeper, afterall. I have lived in my house for thirty-seven years, I have an annoying beagle, two siamese cats I let sit outside on a leash and a trailer called "THE MOUSE HOUSE."CLICK HERE TO SIGN A PETITION TO MAKE FIREWORKS ILLEGAL LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!