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The Real Damian

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About Me

In the words of the Great Steve Martin, "I'm just a wiiild and crrrrazy guy!!!" Okay i like adventure alot, and i can and will make an adventure out of anything, don't tell me what's what, or quibble over your unimaginative ideas of what boring or cool. If you can't find beauty in something as simple as a Waffle House raid at 3am then don't come crying to me about your mundane pathetic life. Get off yer keister and see the brand new day, get experienced, go people watching and learn something about yourself for a change. In this short expanse we venture to call life you have a limited amount of moments arranged chronologically to present to yourself the illusion of time. So feel free to lump all the bad moments in one pile and all the good moments in the other pile and decide every day which will get bigger. As for me? I'll take a walk and and enjoy what you destroy with the music that i create.
My 1920's Name is:
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Your French Name is:
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My Interests

Anything new or dangerous, rock climbing, skydiving, car surfing, roofhopping, whitewater rafting, riding mechanical bulls, etc. I'm currently on the West Coast going to Paramedic school. Oh well, I'm done with EMT school but I still need money to get to the 'Paramedic' level. Wanna help a starving college student?From the unreal, lead me to the Real, from darkness, lead me to light, from death, lead me to immortality.—Brihadaranyaka Upanishad

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom. Or your sister. Jesus, Dali Lama, Chuck Palihnuick, Paul Reubens, Quentin Tarantino, John Woo, Mr. Miyagi, Hermes Trismegistus, Paracelsus, Fulcanelli, Eienstein, Søren Kierkegaard, Thomas Mann, Benjamin Franklin, George Washinton, Leonardo Da Vinci, Stephen King, Captain Murphy from Sealab, Mahatma Ghandi, Ozzy Osbourne, Ben Harper, Bill Watterson.http://www.venganza.org/flash/guidetopastafarianis mpreloaded.swf

Music:

I like to play my guitar, dabble on the drums, and the piano. Check out this music video I was in. See if you can pick me out while you listen to the groovy tunes, by my friends at Science Non-Fiction here to the right!!! -----------------------

Movies:

jesus will survive..



Jesus sings "I will survive" down Hollywood Blvd! My buddy Troy in Indiana made this below, it's better with a joint.

Lava Lamp Diagnosis



Lava lamp w FL3.56 render I like movies. Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, and Suicide Kings, then of course you have your classics like Goonies, The Last Starfighter, Neverending Story, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Three Amigoes, Little Shop of Horrors, Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Television:

I don't watch television, though i do agree that it is a marvelous invention, when not abused. I WILL watch Adult Swim on the Cartoon Network, because ATHF rules, so did Sea Lab, Family Guy goes without saying, Luvin' the Discovery channel, PeeWee's Playhouse a timeless classic, and even more vintage would be The Muppets!------------ Wihi

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Books:

Lots and lots of books, Stienbeck, Poe, Shakespeare, Milton, Blake, Keirkegaard, Mann, Einstien, Chopra, King, lately Chuck Palanuick has really enraptured me. Anything by him is awesome, recently read, Fight Club and Invisible Monsters which will fuck your mind so exquisitely, Just read Diary or Choke. I also like the entire Dark Tower series by Stephen King, even if your not a fan of his this series is totally different, and if you are a fan then you will love how all of his other books are subtly intertwined right along with these too. How to be Bad - by David Bowker: --good book! Currently reading: Endocrinology and Criminology - by Samael Aun WeorFor a taste of MY writing; http://www.spookymaceo.com/wp/?p=22

Heroes:

Jesus, Buddha, Bob Marely, The Great and Benevolent Flying Spaghetti Monster, Jimi Hendrix, Ghandi, Jim Morrison, The Beatles, Superman, My Parents.

My Blog

My last article written!

Apparently this is the last article I'll have done for Porch Magazine.  January I had made plans to photograph an art expo in Downtown Sarasota, only to find on the assigned day that not only had...
Posted by The Real Damian on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:14:00 PST

phonebooth theory

Changingalways changingor waiting to changeevery step a waiting room or another result of infinate finalitiesa melodya tune for each oneeach change or feeling  lacedwith the wisdom of each new ex...
Posted by The Real Damian on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST

Ways to Express Yourself (an older poem by me)

Stay this steady hand of vile retribuiton, and suffer me no more with your whispers of darkness.  It's fear that builds up and threatens to take form in my own garish image, but I will not fail.&...
Posted by The Real Damian on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:28:00 PST

Alchemy

Meditation seems to come closer, lucid dreams, and surreal adventures in sober reality.  I explore this with great curiosity.  My mind has taken over in the old familiar way it did in the da...
Posted by The Real Damian on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:22:00 PST

Relationship advice from a blade of grass.

A blade of grass is an individual, yet it is never alone.  Surrounded in a sea of fellows, it is in harmoney with everything around it  I don't think people are meant to be alone, when you ...
Posted by The Real Damian on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:13:00 PST

It my Birthday! I need a job!

Well i sure had fun on my vacation!  It seems i had too much fun!  I was away too long and now i have a pile of bills to pay, so anyone that would like to help out can consult the donations ...
Posted by The Real Damian on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:02:00 PST

Yeay! Cousins gallor!

I got to do so much today!  Instead of driving around and looking at graveyards with my mom, i got to chill with her 1st cousin Jennifer and see my two 2nd cousins (her kids) that i haven't seen ...
Posted by The Real Damian on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:58:00 PST

Whitewater Rafting is the shiznit!

So i took the bus up from Fredricksburg, VA into Charleston,WV.  I took 3 buses to get there, the second one was made interesting by this Puertorican lady in her 40's who insisted on telling me a...
Posted by The Real Damian on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:39:00 PST

Resignation Letter

Read this and ask me how many times I've used this letter, It's frickin' hilarious, lol!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Date]   Mr. [my bosses name]:   After...
Posted by The Real Damian on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST

Up alllll night!

Remember that show that used to be on really late on the USA channel "Up All Night"?  They'd show these obscure B movies and it was hosted on the commercial breaks by this large chested lady name...
Posted by The Real Damian on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:30:00 PST