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I'd like to meet:

The Channel 4 News Team

Music:

EVERYTHING.

Movies:

- BRA BOYS
- Anchorman
- American Pie
- Almost Famous
- Fight Club
- Shaun of The Dead
- Zoolander
- Dodgeball
- Along Came Polly
- Napoleon Dynamite
- Happy Gilmore
- Requiem For A Dream
- Sin City
- Some Kind Of Monster
- The Girl Next Door
- A Night At The Roxbury
- 40 Year Old Virgin
- Old School
- Kill Bill
- Saw
- Green Street Hooligans
- Waiting
- There's Something About Mary

Television:

- The Simpsons
- Family Guy
- Scrubs
- Futurama
- The Office
- Channel [V]
- MTV

Books:

A SONG FOR MARIA.
Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home
Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun
A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight
Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,
he steers his car into the other lane
Both of them collide, expressions horrified
Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed
The father of three was impaled on the wheel,
as his skull became a part of the dash
His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected,
he saw his own organs collapse
His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two
Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew
The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign
Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile
Fourth child on the way, won't live another day
Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones
Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why
Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling
Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode
Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug
Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face
Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies
Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time
Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street
One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood
Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun...Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home
Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun
A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight
Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,
he steers his car into the other lane
The look of death in my eye
Surely no-one will survive
Just a pile of mush
Left to dry in the sun
I see my fresh kill
Left in the road
Remains of your bodies
Mangled and torn
One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood
Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun...