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herm

well glaze my nipples and call me rita

About Me



yo frodo, what you doin wearing the ring. all powerful jewelry, is that your new thing? i know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4, your little ass so close to the floor.
trying to lead the fellows to the gates of mordor, the fellowship! yeah the fellowship
i don't rap about bitches and hos, i rap about witches and trolls,
just passing on the words of the elven king, wisdom to all
frodo! don't wear the ring!

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My Interests

a good game of:
virgin spotting
would you rather

I'd like to meet:

DA BOOM KING!!!!

daniel day lewis.....naked...

Music:

ABBA
Kings of Leon
The Sounds
anything i can shake muh thannggg to.

Movies:

mamma mia!
freaky friday
not another teen movie

Television:

FLight of the conchords!!!
cold case
dexter
sex and the city
medium
neighbours
home and away
Fawlty towers
black adder
lano and woodly

Books:

...i am blind

Heroes:

peeps

My Blog

’Summer Nights’ - Maria D Dare

'Summer Nights'A true story by Maria D Dareit was a warm summers night, when i was up in the country and there were rolling green hills, as far as the eye could see. i was at the poolside, enjoying th...
Posted by herm on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:00:00 PST

Nicole Mulders incest sexcapades

Nicole fucks her dad so hard at night up the ass with her big fat cucumber that he screams but he wants her to keep going. then whilst her mum is sitting in her little wheelchair in the corner of the ...
Posted by herm on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:44:00 PST