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JamesZilla

Luitenant Sex Machine, Homocide. I'm gonna nail that sick mother even if the D.A. takes my badge.

About Me

I like to play god, I once made a dog fuck a cat A stint in the cubscouts taught me to live by my wits, so I currently live by sarcasm and cheap shots about cho' mama. I'm related to Paul McKenna so don't turn your back on me or I'll hypnotise your ass! I love building forts and sitting in the warm-spot on the sofa by the window. Also I'm one drumming motherfucker with a penchant for making t-shirts, now peep www.dirtyvelvet.co.uk and buy a t-shirt!!! (me and my crazy get-rich-quick schemes, sheesh!)..This profile was edited with Brads MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

People interest me. I once saw a woman with 'GUESS' on her jumper, so I said 'Thyroid problem?'. In other news I'm a Graphic designer and design geek. I used to play drums in a punk band but then I moved. Chris, Nick, Dave if your out there, you are all gay!

I'd like to meet:

Natalie Imbruglia's pussy. What can I say? I'm a cat lover

Music:

I have A WILHELM SCREAM, Mock Orange, APHEX TWIN, The Rolling Stones, FOUR TET, DJ Yoda, THRICE, J-Zone, MINUS THE BEAR, Squarepusher, AT THE DRIVE IN, nerd, PORTISHEAD, Propagandhi, SIMON & GARFUNKEL, The Sound Of Animals Fighting, COMEBACK KID, Pete Yorn,KINGS OF LEON, The Mars Volta, HEFFER, fucking Amon Tobin, AUTOMATO, Kaddisfly, DJ SHADOW, Rise Against, THE DOORS, the list goes on and on, believe!

Movies:

What's that one with the donkey and the chambermaid? Loves; The Big Lebowski, Happiness, Platoon, Robocop, Dazed and Confused, The Matrix, Indiana Jones, Wonderboys, Ghostbusters, Fargo, Boogie Nights, The Untouchables, Requiem For A Dream, Batman. FILMS I COULDN'T SIT THROUGH The Waterboy, The Longest Yard, Detective

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, The Day Today, Red Dwarf, Documentaries on cute animals that do little human things with their hands and/or kill each other horribly, BlackAdder, Scrubs, Any low-grade chat show hell-bent on exploiting lackwits, NOT Hollyoaks (honest).

Books:

This week I am mostly reading YOU WILL KNOW OUR VELOCITY by Dave Eggers. I was wet at the proespect of reading fiction by the author of Heartbreaking work of staggering genius... I'll let you know

Heroes:

I have 2 heroes. Mum and Dad, without whom the legend could never be

My Blog

Bordeaux

RainWineCheeseVery expensive beerFrench lesson from barmanWine tour and tastingFrench people staringBad French foodGood Italian foodJipping the Public transport systemRandom man hugged me on said publ...
Posted by JamesZilla on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:24:00 PST

Funny as cunt

Just tried that face recognition thing on my heritage.com. Tried with 3 photos highlights include: PHOTO 1 RESULTSAllen Iverson 59% - Because I'm black obviously, and have corn-rows.Hugh Hefner 59% - ...
Posted by JamesZilla on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:04:00 PST

Back homo

Ah, so draws to a close another pilgrimage back to mother Essex. Everytime I head back there's a few less people I grew up with and few more single mums from North London with chav/pikey family/friend...
Posted by JamesZilla on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:55:00 PST

My American adventure (RIP)

That's it folks, I came, I saw, I conquered. In between the all you can eat buffets and the thouroughly english drinking binges I had plenty of time to rock the Big Apple and the House of Mouse down o...
Posted by JamesZilla on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:05:00 PST

It's me birthday right?

Yeah that's right kids, I'm the big er 2 1. Sure why not, I'm 21 today. And I got a PSP in celebration of the day I escpaed mummas Ovarian bastille. Swell. Now wish me well people. It's the polite ...
Posted by JamesZilla on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 03:44:00 PST

Wank

since when did I allow work, bills, chores, day-to-day tedium eat my soul? it's time for someone to royally bitch-slap some sense back into me. I guess I can attribute this personality downward spiral...
Posted by JamesZilla on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:41:00 PST

Bugger chops

The adventure starts tomorrow children. Flight from Bournemouth to the 'dam in the early evening. Arrive with enough time to grab a 'milkshake' and a couple of grams of orange bud. Then onto conversin...
Posted by JamesZilla on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 01:55:00 PST

Who put the 'ART' in SHART

I got a couple of my illustrations published. Chuffed, that's what! I'll upload 'em if people want to see them, but only then I can be bothered to force myself on you. Well maybe a couple of you. I...
Posted by JamesZilla on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 05:54:00 PST

Amsterdamaged

That's right folks it's time to once again don my clogs, grab my guide to Exciting architecture in the archipelago, and leave my perceptions at the door. It's going to get messy this time around. :)
Posted by JamesZilla on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 06:06:00 PST

Bum gravy

Now I remember why I moved down to the beach... It's so I can don my dark glasses and hang around topless bathers, and there was a fine crop out today, you know, if you like old men. Topless old men a...
Posted by JamesZilla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST