Elle - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a minority amongst minorites. I'm a girl who is Iranian, who lives in the U.S., who wants to live in the UK, and who has a French name. Are you still with me? No? Yes? I live in California, and I'm allergic to sand. I come from the area that brought you meat on a stick, and I'm a vegetarian. All my friends are smokers, but I cough blood if I'm around smoke. Blonde people bother me but all my best friends have been blonde. I'm uncomfortable with racism, but I'm really good at nazi crossword puzzles. Contradiction is magical. Oh also, my favorite word is cunt hence the headline.

You are Vyvyan!

The Prodigy

My Interests

Driving in the Fog, Pelvic Bones, Erotic Photo Hunt, dancing, going to concerts, watching movies, gay porn, MAC Makeup, Bobby Jackson, ALMOST everything British, driving around listening to some good tunes, disturbingly disgusting curse words, music videos, being silly, Grande Light Ice Toffee Nut Lattes, giving people dirty nicknames, belly dancing, my MINI (SID COOPER), Robots and Talking like a Robot, Gnomes, Taking pictures, Gary Oldman, hating Quentin Tarantino, contempory and modern art, my puppies Jaxby and Stella, Tetris, My family, pomme frites, tiramisu, mangos on a stick, fornarina shoes, doggy carriers

I'd like to meet:

Gary Oldman if that's possible or Jude Law, that would be nice too.

Music:

The Prodigy, Massive Attack, Death in Vegas, The Adverts, Peaches, Bjork, 80's music, Ping Pong Bitches, Primal Scream, Billy Idol, Goldfrapp, Leonard Cohen, Method Man, French Hip Hop, The Beat, The Stranglers, Duran Duran, The Cure, Jem, Prince, Pulp, Depeche Mode, Tricky, Leftfield, Goldie Lookin Chain, Guns N' Roses, 2 Live Crew, Portishead, The Church, UNKLE, Juliette Lewis and The Licks, Berlin, Olive

Movies:

Wisdom of the Crockadiles, Million Dollar Hotel, Young Poisoner's Handbook, Professional (Leon), Donnie Darko, Love Honour and Obey, Captives, Essex Boys, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Immortal Beloved, Way Of The Gun, Plunkett & Macleane, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, X-Men, Unfaithful, Date with an Angel, Strange Days, Shallow Grave, 28 Days Later, Weird Science, Space Balls, Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow, Trainspotting, Legend of Hell House, Fifth Element, Mullholland Drive (the scene where the female sings "Crying" by Roy Orbison takes my breathe away), Freeway, We think the World of You, Romper Stomper, Wish You Were Here, Shaun of the Dead, Black Dahlia, Half Nelson, Cloverfield, In Bruges...I have a thing for heroin addict films, but I don't do drugs not even Tylenol

Television:

Young Ones, AB FAB, Benny Hill, Alias, BO Selecta, Trigger Happy TV, Dennis Pennis, Sex and The City, Nip/Tuck, Lost, The Hills, Grey's Anatomy, Shipwrecked, It's Me or the Dog, Heroes, Medium, Big Brother, Eli Stone (Mainly because Jonny Lee Miller is good eye candy), MTV's Dance Crew, Totally Calum Best (definitely a guilty pleasure), So You Think You Can Dance, The Mentalist, Dirty Sexy Money, Diaries of a Call Girl, and Skins

Books:

Trainspotting, Wuthering Heights, Acid House (anything by Irvine Welsh is good), Clockwork Orange, Rotten by John Lydon...I prefer reading screenplays than fictional books, screenplays don't tell you how to react it's more interpretation.

Heroes:

I am pretty self-centered so I would say me. I am sort of a big deal.