Dirty Velvet Is An Independent Clothing Label
Offering Free Thinking Men An Alternative To The Mainstream
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Offical Site & Webshop
www.dirtyvelvet.co.uk
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- If you wear Dirty Velvet, hot women will want to have sex with you.
- Dirty Velvet stimulates opiate receptors, creating feelings of Euphoria, Relaxation & Contentment.
- Dirty Velvets patented Anti-Weirdo Weave stops 99% of all known weirdos from approaching you.
- Anyone who doesn't wear Dirty Velvet smells like off milk.
Below Is A List Of Our Stockists. If Your Local Independent Clothing Retailer Is Not Listed, Then This Is Because They Have Hideously Mutated Genitals. Fear Not Though, You Can Buy Any Of Our Fine Wears From The Dirty Velet Web Shop.
Come Inside.....
www.dirtyvelvet.co.uk
** DIRTY STOCKISTS **
* ENGLAND & WALES *
* BEDFORDSHIRE *
Planet Clothing
12-13 The Arcade
Bedford
Bedfordshire
MK40 1NS
Tel: 01234 217171
* CHESHIRE *
Hopp
68 Chestergate
Macclesfield
Cheshire
SK11 6DY
Tel: 01625 503355
www.hopp-shopp.com
Iconic
4 Capitol Walk
Congleton
Cheshire
CW12 1WB
Tel: 01260 295692
* CLEVELAND *
Red Square
159 Linthorpe Road
Middlesbrough
Cleveland
TS1 4AG
Tel: 01642 254825
www.redsquareclothing.co.uk
* CUMBRIA *
S4
3 Lonsdale Street
Carlisle
Cumbria
CA1 1BJ
Tel: 01228 592373
www.s4online.co.uk
* ESSEX *
ERA
1 Shortwyre Street
Colchester
Essex
CO1 1LN
Tel: 01206 367310
ERA
Unit 2, Portal Precinct
Sir Isaacs Walk
Colchester
Essesx
CO1 1JJ
Tel: 01206 762216
The Jeans Business
22 Market Road
Chelmsford
Essex
CM1 1LU
Tel: 01245 350857
Mashu
69 Hutton Road
Shenfield
Brentwood
CM15 8JD
Tel: 01277 210633
www.mashu69.com
Jun-Qi
172 High Road
Woodford Green
Essex
IG8 9EF
Tel: 020 8559 2122
www.jun-qi.com
CHADZ
65 High Street
Barkingside
Essex
IG6 2AF
Tel: 0208 5514454
www.chadzltd.co.uk
* GREATER MANCHESTER *
Fonda
677 Wilmslow Road
Didsbury
Manchester
M4 1PD
Tel: 0161 4461177
White Label Clothing
53 Church Street
Manchester
CM15 8JD
Tel: 0161 8333666
* HAMPSHIRE *
Dress Code
1b Albert Road
Southsea
Portsmouth
Hampshire
PO5 2SE
Tel: 023 9273 1972
www.dress-code.co.uk
* HERTFORDSHIRE *
The Board Room
25 Wigmores North
Welwyn Garden City
Hertfordshire
AL8 6PG
Tel: 01707 330302
* KENT *
Hype
7 Widmore Road
Bromley
Kent
BR1 1RL
Tel: 020 8460 5453
www.urban-chaos.co.uk
Third Eye
54 St. Peter’s Street
Canterbury
Kent
CT1 2BE
Tel: 01227 470099
www.thirdeyeuk.co.uk
* LANCASHIRE *
Alans
47-51 Wallgate
Wigan
Lancashire
WN1 1BE
Tel: 01942 235878
www.alansstore.com
* LONDON *
Rockafella Clothing
81 Roman Road
London
E2 0QN
Tel: 0208 9815934
Urban Chaos
Unit 26
Thomas Neal Centre
Covent Garden
London
WC2H 9LD
Tel: 020 7836 9060
www.urban-chaos.co.uk
Social
5 Flask Walk
Hampsted Village
London
NW3 1HJ
Tel: 0207 7948686
Social
184 West End Lane
West Hampsted
London
NW6 1SG
Tel: 0207 7945531
Red
Stoke Newington Church Street
London
N16 0UH
0207 9234414
* NORFOLK *
Elements
12 Lower Goat Lane
Norwich
Norfolk
NR2 1EL
Tel: 01603 618661
www.elementsclothing.co.uk
* NORTH YORKSHIRE *
Sublime
14a St. Nicholas Street
Scarborough
YO11 2HF
Tel: 01723 364750
* SOMERSET *
BA3
106 High Street
Midsomer Norton
Radstock
Somerset
BA3 2DA
Tel: 01761 411999
* STAFFORDSHIRE *
Cure Clothing
8 Tudor Row
Wade Street
Lichfield
WS13 6HH
Tel: 01543 255020
www.cureclothing.com
* SUSSEX *
URB
40 Middle Street
Brighton
BN1 1AL
Tel: 01273 325336
www.urb-clothing.co.uk
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Cazash
4 Terminus Road
Eastbourne
BN21 3LP
Tel: 01323 735821
The Locker Room
29 The Broadway
Haywards Heath
RH16 3AB
Tel: 01444 454195
* TYNE AND WEAR *
Marverick Clothing
22 Nun Street
Newcastle-upon-Tyne
NE1 5AQ
Tel: 0191 2305010
* WARWICKSHIRE *
Merino
9 Bards Walk
Stratford-upon-Avon
Warwickshire
CV37 6EY
Tel: 01789 262628
* SCOTLAND *
* GLASGOW *
Cake Clothing
90 Dumbarton Road
Glasgow
G11 6NX
Tel: 0141 576 6900
* IRELAND *
* DUBLIN *
Savage Streetware
2 Blooms Lane (Italian Quarter)
Lower Ormond Quay
Dublin 1
Tel: +353 1 8733550
* INTERNET SHOPS *
UK
www.MoreTvicar.com
www.The-Green-Apple.co.uk
FINLAND
www.puoti.fi
