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Jessica Lynn EatMyShit

Good job, pissflakes!

About Me

My name is Jessica my friends call me Bertha! I was one of the original members of Salt N Pepa untill the late 90's untill i fell into deep depresion and became morbidly obese. Since then iv'e been writting childrens story books and have a completley new out look on life and have became a born again christian. On weekends I have a part time job at a strip club called Vaginas R' Us. On my spare time i am proudly the president of Oprahs book club. There is only so much you can say about yourself..I tend to lightly offend. And im 100% about building character even if it means makeing an ass out of myself.Don't take shit so seriously it shows lack of charactor.

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

VideoGames, Dancing, Music, Throwing Down, Drinking, Kissing, Tree planting.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom she makes my waffles!

Music:

Im a Whore to Music. Mazzy Star, Modest mouse, Fleetwood mac, Converge, Cattle Decapitation, Bikini kill, Dj baby anne, Morcheeba, Manu chao, The warriors, The unicorns, The moldy Peaches, Portishead, Babes In Toyland. Blood Brothers, Pavement, Bratmobile, Le tigre, Motormark, Melt Bannana, The Eyeliners, The Butchies, Veruca Salt, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Tilly And The Wall, Broken Social Scene, Hole, L7, The Postal Servise, Death Cab For Cutie, Galaxie 500, Chicks On Speed, Ping Pong Bitches, Peaches, Lords Of Acid, Bjork, Limp Wrist, Norma Jean..Botch, Agoraphobic Nose Bleed, Pig Destroyer, Nasum, Cannibal Corpse, Anal Cunt, Anal Bleeding, Anal Blast, Lord Blasphemer, Rotting Christ, Septic Flesh, Gorguts, Decapitated, Skinless, Obituary, Death, Cryptopsy, Aborted, Mortician, Slayer, 3 Inches Of Blood, Anaal Nathrakh, Old Funeral, Mayhem, Burzum, Gorgoroth, Nargaroth, Naglfar, (Old) Bathory..... Vnv Nation, Assemblage 23, Funker Vogt, Front 242, NIN, Nirvana, Ministry, Skinny Puppy Marilyn Manson...Johnny Cash, Neil Young, Jeffersons Airplane, Fleetwood Mac, CCR, Black Sabbath....BREAKS..Trance, Psy Trance, Drum N Bass, Jungle, Speed Garage....Industrial, EBM!... MINOR THREAT.....Morning Glory, No Cash...INDK...Sleater Kinney, Jucifer......25 Ta Life, Monster Squad, From Ashes Rise, Apocalyptica, The Devotchkas, A global Threat, Blanks 77, Crass, Subhumans, Riot Clone, The Adicts, Operation Ivy, LeftOver Crack, Choking Victem, Misfits, Against Me, Gang Green, The 4 Skins, Skrewdriver, GG allin, Gob, Blink 182, The Get Up Kids, Horse The Band, Kut U Up.Hip Hop, Ripcordz, Mr plow, Throatkick, Fatal if swallowed, The lines we drew, Joey only, The effigy.

Movies:

Independent Films, Horror, Gore, Comedy & Drama. Doom Generation, Spun, All over me, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the buffalo roam ( Pretty much anything Hunter S Thompson related), Hackers, Fox Fire, Pretty Woman, Fight Club, Scareface, The craft, Nowhere, But im a cheerleader, Girl interupted, All dogs go to heaven, Bambi, Heavy Metal, Tank Girl, Aeon Flux Cartoons, Evil Dead 1&2, Army of darkness, Anchor man, Blades of glory, Resident Evil's, Interveiw with the vampire.

Television:

The L Word, Kink, Jerry Springer. Discovery Channel, Miami Animal Police Storys, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen, Space ghost, Wounder showzen, Moral oral, The brak show, Nanny 911.

Books:

True Crime Novels & Comics

Heroes:

BOB FUCKING ROSS = Forever & Tank Girl She lites a fire in my panties.

My Blog

The eve of the masses of christ

Titties... I get to work today. Thank you jesus youve done well. P.S if jesus were alive today which i think he is...he would be Oprah so in other words Oprah is jesus reincarnated as a powerfull blac...
Posted by Jessica Lynn EatMyShit on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 06:37:00 PST

ThroatKick took my virginity away.

ThroatKick touched me...Since the first day i set my ears on there wizard sleve slashing sounds of murderouse trechory. I unthank this make beleive terrorist on life we call "god" / the molestor who w...
Posted by Jessica Lynn EatMyShit on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:24:00 PST

The past I now leave behind

I was drowning in a sea of drugs and washed back up on shore and for some reason want to sail back out to sea. Its kind of a sad story to tell you the truth kind of more pathetic if you ask me or is i...
Posted by Jessica Lynn EatMyShit on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:23:00 PST

I wear a pussy cape.

I am made of plasterscene in a funny shape.  
Posted by Jessica Lynn EatMyShit on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:20:00 PST

Meet Me In OuterSpace

Ohhh Snap Bitches.
Posted by Jessica Lynn EatMyShit on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:47:00 PST

I hate all my friends.

HAHA made you look fuckers.
Posted by Jessica Lynn EatMyShit on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:09:00 PST

Its shitting sunshine outside!

Keep it the fuck down in trying to read the fucking paper.... Cunts!
Posted by Jessica Lynn EatMyShit on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:47:00 PST

P.S

I CUNT SPELLL
Posted by Jessica Lynn EatMyShit on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 04:32:00 PST

Disgusting

DesireAddictionFalse PredictionTwisted liesMutilated mastermind Liveing life is not a crime but it does cost you a "pretty" dime.
Posted by Jessica Lynn EatMyShit on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:23:00 PST

The Ashes Of Crack....

The Ashes Of Crack Turn My Mind Black Faded Turning To Jaded I Am The One Society Has Always Hated My Life Is Waiting Butcherd At Birth Bathing In Blood Life Is A Disease Takeing Over The Weak Stuck I...
Posted by Jessica Lynn EatMyShit on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:35:00 PST