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The Horny Coroners

About Me

The Horny Coroners Guzzled Cum till our bellies exploded and now we are dead. Pray for us Jesus John Holmes.

Listen to our Wake Up Dead Records Podcast Here: Wake Up Dead Records Podcast on Blip.tv

We Got CD's Now, Come get one at a show or message us and we will work something out!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 02/01/2006
Band Members:

Terry Coroner - Drums, old fat whiny guy, Sexy Dancing, Jigglyness

Danny Coroner - Bass, Joint Mechanic, Da Man

Jason Coroner-lead Vox, Guitar, sense of humour, PISS DRINKER, Sheep Fucker, Nubbin'.


Influences: Stupid People.
Sounds Like: Fat People Fucking
Record Label: Wake up Dead Records. SHeeeeeeit, that's deep.

My Blog

See ya around sometime

Jay Coroner has decided to call it a day with THC. Make sure you send him hate mail. Without Jay there is no THC, Dan and Terry will continue on with other projects if they can find something decent i...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:26:00 GMT

Wake Up Dead Records Part Thrice

Terry and Jay Coroner do another podcast full of shit. fuck you.http://blip.tv/file/1722516/-Piss
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:31:00 GMT

Suckfest 08 tour video!!

I finally got off my ass and put the footage and pictures from suckfest 08 with us and throatkick into a video. IT sucks, like everything else we do.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:23:00 GMT

All is quiet on the Northern Front

Hello peeps of myspace, is there anybody out there? Did some other cumsucking pedophiles playground become the other hip place people go to "connect" with there friends and favourite too cheap to buy ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:47:00 GMT

Wake Up Dead Records Podcast #2

Hey there! Listen to our second installment of our Wake Up Dead Records Podcast here: http://blip.tv/file/1301002 Piss!!!
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:56:00 GMT

Wake Up Dead Records Podcast

Hey Assholes. T Coroner and I did our very first podcast last night. You can check it out here: http://wakeupdeadrecords.blip.tv/file/1264654 It features a lot of good music and lame commentary. Enjo...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:08:00 GMT

Please Visit HennesseyCheeseman.com

The RCMP in this country are on a power trip.  How many of us have been treated unfairly, targeted and often with unjustified violence by the ego inflated RCMP. For most of us these acts have had...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:28:00 GMT

U.S. and Canada Pen Bilateral Military Plan Under NAU Auspices

http://www.infowars.com/?p=418
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:27:00 GMT

’Second Thoughts about Fluoride,’ Reports Scientific American

"a series of epidemiological studies in China have associatedhigh fluoride exposures with lower IQ." DONT DRINK THE WATER!!! http://www.reuters.com/article/pressRelease/idUS108377%2B02- Jan-2008%2BPRN2...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:42:00 GMT

WATCH THIS MOVIE

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com Piss
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 07:57:00 GMT