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lance w.

a child molestor and a little boy are walking into a secluded forest. As they move deeper it becomes

About Me

the greatest battle ever fought: .. passed emt and cpat.


You're Alice's Adventures in Wonderland!
by Lewis Carroll
After stumbling down the wrong turn in life, you've had your mind opened to a number of strange and curious things. As life grows curiouser and curiouser, you have to ask yourself what's real and what's the picture of illusion. Little is coming to your aid in discerning fantasy from fact, but the line between them is so blurry that it's starting not to matter. Be careful around rabbit holes and those who smile to much, and just avoid hat shops altogether.
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I was voted 'most unique' in highschool. Haha.I love propaganda:my favorite poem:Invictus Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul. ---- William Ernest Henley

My Interests

soul. the kind white folks don't have.fire fighting. there is nothing in the world like being on that truck when those sirens come on. you don't know where you'll be in 3 minutes; helping an old lady off her floor or holding a severed arm at a car accident. all you know when those lights flash is somebody really needs your help, and there is no second take on the scene.also:Meditating. Reading. Body surfing at the beach. Figuring out how to get back on a motorcycle. Parcheesi. Rummy. Wii. Wearing fake moustaches and nice jackets to bars.The 2010 World Cup.Cuba. Jamaica. Brazil. Japan. Documentary films.

Music:

Indie 1031. NiN. classic & oldies rock. smooth hiphop. the knife. That new umbrella song.or stuff that makes me feel like im in outerspace.

Movies:

the fountain. children of men. Baraka. The Harder They Come, 2001, Memoirs of Underdevelopment, Blues Brothers. Yellow Earth. Solaris (modern one). And so you know, Hamburger Hill is the fucking worst war film ever.

Television:

Infomercials are hilarious.

Books:

Books about Chinese Politics, Charlie Wilson's War, Lobsang Rampa's The Third Eye, The Craft of Power. Lucid Living. Osho's The Book of Secrets. Perceval. The Artist's Way. Eckhart Tolle books.

Heroes:

Consciousness.

My Blog

Because we lost the honeybee.....

Not many of you may be aware that Honey Bees have been dying in catastrophic numbers this year. Not like.. oh no... we lost a few colonies in Northern California. More like "omg, billions upon billion...
Posted by lance w. on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:09:00 PST

Taking Responsibility - response to NY Times.

Original Article:http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/14/science/14tier.htm l?pagewanted=1&ei=5088&en=22b7ff487ea81187&ex=13 44744000&partner=rssnyt&emc=rssAugust 14, 2007 Our Lives, Cont...
Posted by lance w. on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:45:00 PST

how long have i been alive?

hahahah
Posted by lance w. on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:15:00 PST

a knight's quest

He starts a quest. Pre-determination released, food and water packed, guides and maps invested, heritage inhaled. The road is long and smooth at first. His modern steed both horse and armor - shining ...
Posted by lance w. on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:10:00 PST

how i saved the world today

Today I saved the world! I set up a table on Santa Monica's third street promenade with signs for "FREE COMPLIMENTS". Anyone who wanted could step right up and I would find something nice to say about...
Posted by lance w. on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:08:00 PST

a conversation with gavin

CONVERSTION #: 8511Background:Conversation took place on Nov. 21, 2006 at 8:48:58 PM PST.       -Codename Deckardbr6 : Lance       -Cod...
Posted by lance w. on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:20:00 PST

A Conversation with Charlie

Congressman Charlie Wilson: "Did you behave yourself last night Lance?"Lance: "No Sir".Congressman Charlie Wilson: "And what did you do?"Lance: "Went to a jazz bar and talked to older women"...
Posted by lance w. on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 05:59:00 PST

WORLD CUP TV SCHEDULE

FIFA World Cup Germany 2006 - US TV Schedule REMEMBER THESE TIMES ARE EASTERN! GO USA, GERMANY, ENGLAND, UKRAINE!  BOO BRAZIL! Group Phase: Match # Date Kickoff Time (Eastern) Group Match En...
Posted by lance w. on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:56:00 PST

Lance moved to Santa Monica for Summer.

THANKS FOR READING IM FUN.i have moved to santa monica for summer, 15th and wilshire, because im SICK OF COMMUTING.i will be visiting Redondo to hang out with the "beach beach" club some weekends thou...
Posted by lance w. on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:51:00 PST

World Cup in 20 days!

Hi, welcome.Id like to make you aware that after 4 years of earnest patience, June represents the beginning of the World Cup. Mark your calenders especially for June 12th, as its the first American ga...
Posted by lance w. on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:14:00 PST