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Jesus H. Christ

The real hip hop makes you wanna kill cops

About Me

While the world's revolvin, on it's axis // I come with mad love and plus the illest warlike tactics // The wilderness is filled with this; so many people // searching for false lift, I'm here with the skills you've missed // The rejected stone is now the cornerstone // Sort of like the master builder when I make my way home // You know my steez...

My Interests

philosophy, socialism, history, heavyweight shit talkin,alliteration, dope rhyme patterns, vulgar punchlines, wordplay, tribal drums, goons, the 80's, reading, Buddha, unacceptable public behavior, street life, drunken discourse, spinning records, Zen, making lists, Mickey's 40's

I'd like to meet:

Dick addicts.

Music:

Rugged NYC Hip Hop like: Necro,Ill Bill,Gangstarr, Mobb Deep, Cannibal Ox, M.O.P., Non Phixion, Ghostface Killah, Raekwon, early Wu-Tang, Kool G Rap, Cage, Big L * Banging Techno and/or Drum'n'Bass like: Marco Bailey, Slam, Chris Liberator, Total Science, Capital J, Jeff Mills, Adam F, Dj Hype, Weirdo, BK * 80's type shit like: Tears for Fears, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, New Order, Duran Duran, Information Society, The Fixx, The Psychadelic Furs, Buzzcocks, The Misfits * and other miscellaneous noise like: Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Ennio Morricone, Frank Sinatra ** and basically any other fuckin thing that sounds good to me

Movies:

Donnie Darko,Blade Runner, Goodfellas, King of New York, Apocalypse Now, Deep Cover, The Mack,The Killer, Fresh, House of 1000 Corpses, Heartbreak Ridge, Bullet in the Head, The Breaks, Memento, 24 Hour Party People, Sid & Nancy, Dawn of the Dead, Kids, The Royal Tenenbaums, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Paid in Full, The Breakfast Club

Television:

Sopranos, Oz, The Young Ones, History channel, Dave Chappelle show, Red Dwarf, Dead Like Me

Books:

Dune, Cryptonomicon, Watership Down, High Fidelity, Shogun, Snow Crash, Gai-Jin, A Clockwork Orange, The Postman Always Rings Twice, The Getaway, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Ender's Game, Anything by William Gibson or Phillip K. Dick, Dropping Ashes on the Buddha, Rumblefish.....reading is fundamental no lie

Heroes:

Andrew Dice Clay, George Carlin, Necro, Peter North, Robert DeNiro, Christopher Walken, Buddha, Ralph Nader, my moms

My Blog

life sucks...

the world if full of trife fucks, a pack of smokes is five bucks, and the fags runnin shit should be riddled with knife cuts, but grimy cats that come strapped with slimy raps get felt like nice sl...
Posted by Jesus H. Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

everything is everything

and its all lovely.
Posted by Jesus H. Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's a cruel summer

the cicadas singing, tricks be blinging and at the titty bar i just spent most of my paycheck I can't wait to see what happens next. Word.
Posted by Jesus H. Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I know cats

been thru some shit. Mega, Allah's stars seen only afar The physical of ma chosen, my craft is balls We rebels righteous, and stand and scowl in the heightness Rep life, graf artists and ghetto ...
Posted by Jesus H. Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Advanced dork theory....

I was thinkin today bout all the different types of dork (as in your basic garden variety geek, dweeb, nerd, spaz, or dillhole) and I've made a little list of some of the more obscure examples.....pee...
Posted by Jesus H. Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sobriety

ain't had a drop in me/nah, true lie b/a little henny at the bar that display tittie/but you know my steez like guru/so thusly i do how you know I do/altho, tho, the strife/almost got me sidewiped in ...
Posted by Jesus H. Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I drink too goddamn much

I swear to God tho, I'm cuttin back.......that ish got me in its grip....that shit be insidious..... fuck tho yo, I really likes it.... i think i have a genetic predilection, but yo i'm tryin......
Posted by Jesus H. Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Run-on Free Association....

context, tribal, gore, wordsmithing, surrealism, life, cereal, breaks, drums, acceleration, philosophy, polyrhythmic, mics, phonics, histrionics, rhymesayers, uncle howie, communists, Bohemian, lifest...
Posted by Jesus H. Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Contradiction.....

I've been thinking about that concept a lot lately. I mean every human being that has ever lived is the penultimate embodiment of it. So does contradiction exist or is it simply a human need to enforc...
Posted by Jesus H. Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

anti-verbosity

so like I got all excited about myspace cuz of the journal functionality (well, the built-in hot-or-not ranking thingy is a hoot too, but all digression aside), however I don't feel i'm using it to it...
Posted by Jesus H. Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST