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rico

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

im a skratching deviant from nova scotia. I sell vintage creased Courderoy hats and Boats Shoes at "Henry's Creased Courderoy Hats and Boat Shoes Superstore" When Im not working I like to collect empty Top Romen seasoning packets. When Im not collecting Romen packets, I enjoy long walks on the beach, mountain bike riding, quiet evenings at home, ThriftStore Treausuring, making Martha Stewart Blow up Dolls (w/all orifices) and/or slapping my pecker on a freak girls grill while watching animal porn.

My Interests

Interstate 5 and all its wonderful tributaries

I'd like to meet:

women with big butts Paul Schaffer Belinda Carlyle Don Juan himself First girl on "Scale Bustin Bimbos 3" Fine old broad on NWCN Barry Switzer Lawrence Taylor's hook Janine Garrafalo

Music:

Stryper..Dokken.. Gunkhole D-Styles DJ Ace. Nicks..Excess..El-Producto.. Mike Boogie. G Mo . Herm. Dre-Dog Your Mom Got 4 legs and got a 3 wheeler.

Movies:

Nancy Drew Gets DP'ed by The Hardy Boys 1 Ass Worship 5 Phat Ass White Girls 1 Skull Fuckers 14 Buttman's Anal Divas 4 Mega Butts 8 Chunky Chicks 16 Horney and Over Forty 31

Books:

Where the Red Fern Grows