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About Me

I's be da the bad boy rapper straight outta Staines in the UK, near Windsor, where the queen lives. I be hung like donkey kong and smoove wit da fit bitches. Me celebrity status takes me back and forth from Staines to da Big Happle. Aight?!?! Lemme see dem jubblees. my name is ali g and me is da original rude boy of me turf massiv. i moved to new york turf afta hbo gave me so much cash i wipe my batty wiv da stuff.

DO NOT ADD ME TO YA GROUP!

OI! READ ME BLOG before writin me
OI, check out dis spot.:
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Dis be da dope shit..

hydrotik.com

This site is gonna be sick! aight?@! photography and online mag is onda way...

init!@repsek to my fellow gangsta mac playas

My Interests

Me likes to get a little bit ratted, aye?! Mos def me likes dem babylons. The bigga the bettah! and occasionally the erbal remedy, but don't tell the constaluburys. Mi likes Jackie Chan and me main mans back in Staines reprezent.

I'd like to meet:

All da fit bitches.. cause I be knowing you all like bastards.

Music:

speed garage.. Booyakasha!

Television:

Me likes to watch naked babylons on da telly...

Books:

i's still learnin to read... hactually... I's tend to like dem books wit da hot punnanni.

Heroes:

Dat bloke from da United States in da porn flicks dat be hung like a donky. I be his hero.

My Blog

Read dis before sendin!

Shouts to all me fans and me sexy bitches out there!... BUT! 'ear me know! Don't be sending me messages to add me to ya group! Aight?!?! And if me dopn't gets back to you.. it's cause me busy a...
Posted by Ali-G on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:12:00 PST

Part 2

'ear me now! one one one check it out my peeps. Dis be Ali-G of da west staines massive straight out of da UK. I's be given a shout out to all my peeps out ther on myspace.. and all my homies back in...
Posted by Ali-G on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Part 1

Do diss be da place where I's be writin me thoughts and rants and shit. I's be thinkin what an interestin place myspace is. Meaning.. wif so many blokes and bitches on here.. showing their babylons...
Posted by Ali-G on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST