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KEEF!

Living life day by day.

About Me


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Keith
Birthday: 7/29/1979
Birthplace: Oak Park, IL
Current Location: Bolingbrook, IL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Black
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops for most of the day, not typical for me
Your Weakness: tig ass bitties
Your Fears: starting things i'm unsure i'd be able to finish
Your Perfect Pizza: thin crust, peppers, onions, olives, sausage, pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting paid
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: toss up btw "shit, chillin" and "fa sho"
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn, i need some p****
Your Best Physical Feature: My pee-pee
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: College
Pepsi or Coke: RC
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Rainbow Sherbert
Cappuccino or Coffee: Expresso - anyone seeing a pattern?
Do you Smoke: Not tobacco
Do you Swear: never swore a day in my muthafuckin live ;-)
Do you Sing: horribly i the shower, or when drunk
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, got the t-shirt
Do you want to get Married: eh
Do you belive in yourself: more than the flying spaghetti monster
Do you get Motion Sickness: naw
Do you think you are Attractive: fat chicks say i'm cute, who am I to argue?
Are you a Health Freak: Does being in freakishly bad health count?
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: they aiight
Do you play an Instrument: not well enough to make music with any of them
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: damn, i don't remember...
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not an entire box...by myself...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: plead the 5th
How do you want to Die: At an age in the triple digits butt nekkid on top of whomever the Playmate of the Month may be.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: comfy
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
Number of CDs I own: prolly a hunned, most bought during high school
Number of Piercings: zip
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: society tells me its bad to have regrets about your past, so I abstain from answering

My Interests

Lifting Weights, Electronic Gadgets, Foreign Cars, Beer that's *NOT* Bud Light..Or anything light, Bikes, Travel, Money, New Orleans, Movies, Actin a fool around friends, and a partridge in a pear tree.

I'd like to meet:

People to hang out with.

Music:

Outkast, Royce da 5'9, Immortal Technique, Common, Canibus, Kanye, Mos Def, Nas, 'Pac, Ras Kass, Dead Prez, System of a Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Top Gear, Family Guy, 24, Lost.

My Blog

dumb luck?

so i'm on my way to work today doing my usual 60 mph thru the toll booth, look in my rearview and get an eyefull of motorcycle cop. i sweat for a second then relax, reminding myself of my recent tra...
Posted by KEEF! on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:54:00 PST

So they ganked me for my appendix

not sad to see it gone.  I always wondered when the time would come for me to get rid of it. That time finally came the night of April 26th.  I was out the hospital the next day.  Oh, a...
Posted by KEEF! on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:07:00 PST

so... anyone met a porn star lately?

Well  not really a porn star for me, just a bbw model. and she got some big-ass titties just like in her pictures on the internet.  She just happened to be at my homegirl's co-workers housew...
Posted by KEEF! on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 03:44:00 PST

Um, wow Kanye, thank you for your contribution...

Ok, I got the tv on behind me, playing the Hurricane Relief Concert on NBC.  They're having various celebrities make their comments.  Just a few minutes ago Kanye West and Mike Meyers of SNL...
Posted by KEEF! on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 05:56:00 PST

not much i can really say about this

I was about to lay down for a nap, but then I saw I got a text message from an old classmate that was still staying down In New Orleans: "200 bodies found at xu, students and faculty" I'm still ...
Posted by KEEF! on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 09:32:00 PST

Note to self:

Don't meet people off the internet that don't have a pic on thier profile. Is it their or thier?  I never can get that right.
Posted by KEEF! on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 10:23:00 PST

Fuck it, my bad.

This is my second blog entry.  The first one I said some things regarding somebody that is very important to me, and I didn't come to them with it first.  So I took it down and now I'm offer...
Posted by KEEF! on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 06:15:00 PST