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How Hot Are You?
MY RESULT: 3rd-Degree Burns Hot
Intense, fiery heat that could land someone in the emergency room if they’re not careful.
Daaaaamn, you got some heat. It’s the kind of heat that begs for air conditioning. The kind of heat that weathermen warn you about and your mom won’t let you go outside in unless you’re wearing sunscreen and a wide-brimmed hat.
How’d you get so hot? Well, it’s probably your hot attitude, your semi-filthy mind, your love to party and your sexy sense of adventure. Or it could just be a faulty thermostat. Either way, yowza!!
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Pasta!!! Armpits!!! Going carp fishing!!!! Are you laughing hysterically yet?
You’re an absolute goofball, which is something that people love about you. You know to find the funniness in just about everything. A very admirable skill, to be sure. Though we’re not totally confident you’d do very well on “Meet the Press.â€
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Just like an astronaut, you're way out in outer space. Well, in your case, just your brain is.
Which is okay, to some degree. You're a creative thinker, and you're definitely an original. No cookie-cutter personality for you. The downside, though, is that sometimes you miss out on important stuff that all the earthlings are tuned in to. It's not the worst thing in the world. but it can make you feel kind of lonely.
Stay your fantastic, out-of-this-world self, but don't be afraid to come back down to Earth every once in a while. Even if it's just to, like, fill up on supplies for your rocket ship.
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Lord knows what else you can do with that thing.
Why are you still keeping your talent a secret? Beats us. As far as we’re concerned, there’s a severe lackage of paper cranes nowadays. You should bust out some origami paper and make some more. And then when you’re done with that, you can tie a cherry stem in your mouth, and open a Starburst with your teeth, and that other stuff that proves you’re an excellent kisser. (Hey, if you’ve got the talent, you’d might as well advertise it.)
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Oh man. You are so busted. You’ve been crushing on the one person you know you can’t have – the cutie your friend called dibs on. Our advice? If you’re a decent human being, bow out of the competition. But if you’re a jerk, or if you just really believe in true love (and know how to take a punch), then stand your ground and declare your intentions.
If you love forbidden love (and we know you do), you must see the ultimate forbidden love story – Blood and Chocolate . It’s about a beautiful young werewolf who dares to fall in love with a man. It’s haunting and passionate , and it might even offer you some tips for scoring your own forbidden crush.
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