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The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

"Not on the rug, man!"

About Me

Here's a couple of ways to get your hands on those darn LLUA songs.
Download them from SNOCAP below. It's easy very,easy.

Otherwise they will be available at Interpunk very soon, here's a link:
http://www.interpunk.com/search.cfm?what=2&searchfor=Evi l%20Owl%20Records&

If neither of those sound appealing shoot us an email and we'd be more than happy to work something out.

It was really a joke. I know everyone says that but seriously, I was there. In fact, I was getting drunk with these bastards and was part of the master plan. “Let’s all break away from our respective bands, start a side project where we get drunk and write some short sloppy songs”. Sounds simple right?

There’s one thing The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers can honestly say. They’ve never strayed away from their mission (AKA Slurring) statement. Now I have to admit I was one of those pretentious indie rocker dudes then. I showed up to the first attempted practice, heard how awful they were, and concluded that the two Miller High Life’s I had before leaving was the best part of the evening. And as far as I’m concerned, Miller High Life is skunk piss.

It’s been about three years now and my band has broken up (mostly because we took ourselves a little too seriously) and these lads are literally filling up bars all around Minneapolis. Why?! How?! They’ve since gotten better of course. Even these clowns are bound to accidentally improve with how much they screw around. But the reason they play is different! The way they put on a show is different! The way they so casually have a whisky seven with their fans is different! There’s no agenda. They’re genuinely here to have a good time. And oh how they bring the life out of the crowd like naturals with their loud rock and witty charm.

- Ex-Band Member Guy

I wish I knew how to quit you

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According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:
Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!
You are Lawrence.You're pretty laid back. Just a few beers, a few
buddies and the breast exams on channel 9 are
all you need to feel content.
Which Office Space Character Are You?
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/26/2004
Band Website: littlelebowskiurbanachievers.com
Band Members: "How're you gonna keep them down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?"

Karl Tits Kirkpatrick - Guitar, Vocals, Boner Leads

"Jesus."

"You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

Captain Confindence (formerly Lumbergh) -Drums, Premium

"There's just one thing, Dude..."

"What's that?"

"Do you have to use so many cuss words?"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

Dr. Donald Douchebag III, DDS/CCP/GM - Bass, Vocals, Hops

"Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."

Safeway (Evil Sobchak) - Guitar, Vocals, Beards

"I'm the Dude! That's what you call me, you know... That or His Dudeness, Duder, El Dudarino..."

Mike Logjammin Ion -Drums, Drunk Button

The Passion of Undem, AKA Jesus - Formerly... Drums, Tweaks
Influences: "Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually."

Hall & Oates - Jawbreaker - Pavement - Alkaline Trio - Replacements - Lawrence Arms - Weakerthans - Husker Du - Archers of Loaf - Pedro the Lion - Dillinger Four - Green Day - Nirvana - The Police - And last, but not least, ALL THINGS BEARDCORE. Although we are trying to start the CUDDLECORE revolution all over again.
Sounds Like: "My advice to you is to do what your parents did -- get a job!"
Record Label: None
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

A very Lebowski Independence Day...

Dearest Achiever's, We will playing celebrating a very Lebowski Independence Day on July 5th at Stasiu's Place. We are playing with the cool dudes in Superman Curl. Here's the line up: 9: Chris Thom...
Posted by The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:25:00 PST

Lebowskis all around

Yes yes yes it is true the second Generation of Lebowski's has officially come.  The little Evil joined our grand following.  So for those of you keeping track at home, that is 4 Little Litt...
Posted by The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:47:00 PST

March 18th Nada Mas!

Baby watch 2008 has started and there will very soon be another in the Lebowski bloodline.  Unfortunately this means we will not be playing at The Turf Club on March 18th. The good news is howeve...
Posted by The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:14:00 PST

Titos "Words of Wisdom" will now be taking the place of "Chubbs Grease of the Week"

Tito's "Words of Wisdom" 1.   In regards to Pennsylvania Style Lager:"It's forty cents a can, Lumberg did the Math." Pennsylvania Style Lager is $12 for a 30 pack.  It's the new practic...
Posted by The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:59:00 PST

A day in the life...

A little Lebowski news to wet your whistle.  In November we played at the 7th St. Entry and it just so happened that Chris Riemenschneider from the Star Tribune was writing a story about "A Day I...
Posted by The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:49:00 PST

A Baby Lebowski?!!!

Hey, it's Tito.  As of December 31st, 2007 at 12:35 pm, Rachelle and myself became parents to Madeline Marie Lavalier.  She is 7 lbs. 6 oz. and is doing really well despite the surgerys...
Posted by The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:02:00 PST

A very Lebowski Christmas & Chubbs

It's true a big fat man is coming to town twice this year.  On December 26th it will be a very Lebowski Christmas.  That's right Lebowski Claus is coming to the Uptown Bar to close out 2007 ...
Posted by The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 12:03:00 PST

7th St. Entry & Chubbs "Grease of the Week" 4

Hey Good Folks, Those pesky Lebowski's are back in action here in November.  That's right we are taking the intoxicated party to 7th St. Entry at First-Avenue on Tuesday Nov. 20th.  I know,...
Posted by The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:14:00 PST

Chubbs "Grease of the Week" 3

Aftter a long day of pumpkin picking in Scandia with the lady friend and a few good friends, I stumbled upon this weeks grease of the week.  Not sure if many of you make it to Center City but the...
Posted by The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 06:58:00 PST

Chubbs "Grease of the Week" 2

So this weeks grease of the week is a little outisde of the box thinking for me at least.Normally I would like to speak to you about grease from restraunts (mostly fast food) around  town.  ...
Posted by The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:27:00 PST