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Yancey

Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger.

About Me

I'm a Gemini, my favorite color is blue, and...you don't know me man! Don't even try! I'm trouble. The kind of trouble you don't need. Sexy trouble.

My Interests

Vespa Scooters, Garage Rock, Punk Rock, Reading, Hot Monkey Love, Interesting Moles, The Forgotton Art of Trepanning, "Hoggin'", Poking things with Sticks

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet the kind of person who...awww...who am I kidding, I'll take what you got.

Music:

Anything. And I mean anything. Although I am partial to truck driver music and anything by Lee (I wish my brother George was here) Liberace.

Movies:

Repo Man, Gummo, Anything Mistie-fied, Any and all of the Tromo flicks, Outlaw Josey Wales, Seceratary (finally an honest look at the dynamics that fuel a modern 21st century relationship. That and the Spankin'!)

Television:

When Buildings Collapse, Worlds Most Dangerous Catholic Priests , Anything with Emo Phillips in a feature role.

Books:

Towing Jehovah, Practical Demonkeeping, High Fidelity, Small Gods, Asimov's Guide to the Bible (Know your enemies), Good Omens, Demon Haunted World, Good Omens, Are You Hungry Tonight (Elvis's Favorite Recipes), Maus, Cloud Atlas, World War Z

Heroes:

My heros have always been cowboys.