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John

I don't 'like' you

About Me

I wake up, work out, go to work, study, do homework, and sleep. In between I manage to watch too much TV, drink too little coffee, drink too much beer, go to too few shows, make too many horrible but high-larious jokes, and play too little Mega Man 2.

I've forgotten more about being cool than you'll ever know- unfortunately I've forgotten it all completely, so I have settled on being lame for life.

And yes, I am totally emo.

I hate the Interweb and all of the tubes that it is comprised of, so I don't know why I'm bothering with this- go do something better than reading this crap.

My Interests

Got a few.

I'd like to meet:

Captain Corndog and his Intergalactic Wiener Patrol

Music:

Listen.

Movies:

Hollywood killed the video star

Television:

Is evil. And Good.

Books:

Nerds

Heroes:

The people you hate