Business...gettin this money, gettin down to the bottom of shit...being a real muthafucka amongst bitch niggas... fuckin broads,,,Plain as that
 
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                        Anyone who is seriously committed and dedicated to music. Anyone who recognizes true talent of original work and wants to make money in the music industry.Oh yeah, and all the pretty azz girls...like...you...yea...you comin ....haha... 
What does your name mean? by vivalabamgirl 
How many letters does it have?: 6 
What is your favorite color?: black 
Are you goth?: somewhat 
How old are you?: 21 
What is your name?: Jarrod 
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                        Music:
                        I don't wanna hear about expensive whips...bling and all that shit, cause that's not rap that's braggin. tell a nigga what you been through, what you did before you got out of that life... tell a nigga knowledge... you faget muthafuckas
                     
                    
                        Movies:
                        I ain't got time, tooo much money out here
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                        Television:
                        I ain't got time, tooo much money out here
 
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                        Books:
                        The GoodBook aka the Bible, The Music Indusrty Explained in Plain English 
*LOVE AN SEX* by msright09 
**LOVE** 
NAME: Jarrod Tyrell Pettitt 
WHATS YOUR STATUS: single 
HAVE U EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: .......... 
DO U WANT TO BE IN LOVE?: 
Y DO U?: 
DO U HAVE A CRUSH?: jeah 
WHATS HE/SHE NAME?: starts with a M 
WHAT WILL U DO FOR LOVE?: shit 
WHAT DO LOVE MEAN TO U?: I don't know what love is 
LOVE OR A MILLION DOLLORS?: Let me get that playa....all twenties 
LOVE OR REALLY GOOD SEX?: really good sex 
DO U EVER WANT TO GET MARRIED: ..... 
WHO IS YO DREAM MAN/WOMAN: ..... 
**SEX ** 
ARE U A VIRGIN: yep....haha 
HOW OLD WERE U WHEN U LOST IT: 15 
WHO U LOSE IT TO: some bitch that liked me 
HOW MANY HAVE U TOOKIN: 3 
WAT IS YO FAVORITE POSITION: Let me hit from tha back.... 
WHO DO U WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH: .....many so many 
LIGHS ON ORLIGHTS OFF: I wouldn't give a damn 
PLEASURE OR PAIN: .... 
NIGHT OR DAY: .... 
FAST OR SLOW: .... 
Chocolate or whip cream: .... 
LICKING OR BITING: .... 
LICKING 
NAVEL OR NIPPLES: nipples 
LIP OR TONGE: both 
RANDOM 
GIVER OR RECIEVER: give 
GRABBING OR CARESSING: both 
TOP OR BOTTIM: both 
PILOW BITTING: 
BOOTY CALLS: ..... 
ONE NIGHT STANDS: 8 
MUSIC: 
HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR 2 HOURS: sadly yes...haha 
HAVE CASUAL SEX: fuck that 
PULL SOMEONE RIGHT OFF THE SIDEWALK AND HAVE SEX WITH THEM: ..I don't know if that'll walk 
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                        My Pops off top I seen em struggle alot and the people that started from the bottom and rose to the top
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69 
Do you like it rough or sensual?: both 
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Don't fuckin play wit me 
How often do you like to have sex?: depends 
Is sex a top priority for you?: yep 
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: depends 
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: 3 times a year 
How do you feel about one night stands?: nuthin wrong wit em /strap up 
How many one night stands have you had?: 6-10 
What's your favorite position?: doggy doggy doggy...haha 
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Nice ass king size bed or wherever 
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: depends on my mood 
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: ....? 
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: til they soakin wet and ready and need it 
Do you get off first or do they?: Ladies first B 
Do you like kissing during sex?: Depends on the broad 
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Nall I'm in dat ass... 
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: She ain't gone hold it in too long 
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: Fuck a boobs/nall i like boobs...haha 
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 15 
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: You tryin to get me found out ain't you 
What does your favorite fore-play include?: to be sold not told 
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: why..? 
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: .... 
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: 
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: in the back off a van / I was gettin' it 
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: ... 
Have you ever done porn?: .... 
Have you ever have sex for money?: yep... I'll sell yo ass 
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: if you gone give it to em give it to em if you ain't you ain't 
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: good then a muther fucka 
During sex... what are you thinking about?: I'ma knock the bottom out this shit 
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: the top/get my swag on 
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: at least three 
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: Bitch I'm blessed 
Could you live without sex?: for a week then I'm lurkin... 
How often do you find sex boring?: ...? 
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: From 30- 1hr 
Do you like to perform oral sex?: depends on da victim 
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: all the time 
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: ...? 
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: Muthafucka done got loose wit bitches...haha 
Have you ever had interracial sex?: That's my fettish 
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: It don't matter it didn't stop me 
Have you ever had sex while at work?: .... 
Have you ever had sex while at school?: ..... 
What is something that you would never consider doing?: 
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: Stop playin... 
Would you ever have sex in public?: Hell yeah... 
What's your biggest turn on?: A bitches sexual swagger 
Do you spit or swallow?: ask yo momma do she spit or swallow 
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: 5 times 
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: ..... 
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: ..... 
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: dat's a line not worth crossin 
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: I was gettin it 
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: .... 
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: .... 
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: up to par..,? bitch I'm da man 
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: hell yeah still tryin to gett it on 
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: .... 
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: 17 
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: all I need is my socks 
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: 
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: 
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: 
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: passenger seat/let all the way down/pull her close...shid ... man 
Do you were protection as often as you should?: I wear it as often as I should 
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: nope 
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: I know what you on 
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: older/experienced 
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: B-34-C34 
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: 
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: 
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: Megan Goods Eva Mendez it's allota bitches 
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: 
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