Business...gettin this money, gettin down to the bottom of shit...being a real muthafucka amongst bitch niggas... fuckin broads,,,Plain as that
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I'd like to meet:
Anyone who is seriously committed and dedicated to music. Anyone who recognizes true talent of original work and wants to make money in the music industry.Oh yeah, and all the pretty azz girls...like...you...yea...you comin ....haha...
What does your name mean? by vivalabamgirl
How many letters does it have?: 6
What is your favorite color?: black
Are you goth?: somewhat
How old are you?: 21
What is your name?: Jarrod
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Music:
I don't wanna hear about expensive whips...bling and all that shit, cause that's not rap that's braggin. tell a nigga what you been through, what you did before you got out of that life... tell a nigga knowledge... you faget muthafuckas
Movies:
I ain't got time, tooo much money out here
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Television:
I ain't got time, tooo much money out here
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Books:
The GoodBook aka the Bible, The Music Indusrty Explained in Plain English
*LOVE AN SEX* by msright09
**LOVE**
NAME: Jarrod Tyrell Pettitt
WHATS YOUR STATUS: single
HAVE U EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: ..........
DO U WANT TO BE IN LOVE?:
Y DO U?:
DO U HAVE A CRUSH?: jeah
WHATS HE/SHE NAME?: starts with a M
WHAT WILL U DO FOR LOVE?: shit
WHAT DO LOVE MEAN TO U?: I don't know what love is
LOVE OR A MILLION DOLLORS?: Let me get that playa....all twenties
LOVE OR REALLY GOOD SEX?: really good sex
DO U EVER WANT TO GET MARRIED: .....
WHO IS YO DREAM MAN/WOMAN: .....
**SEX **
ARE U A VIRGIN: yep....haha
HOW OLD WERE U WHEN U LOST IT: 15
WHO U LOSE IT TO: some bitch that liked me
HOW MANY HAVE U TOOKIN: 3
WAT IS YO FAVORITE POSITION: Let me hit from tha back....
WHO DO U WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH: .....many so many
LIGHS ON ORLIGHTS OFF: I wouldn't give a damn
PLEASURE OR PAIN: ....
NIGHT OR DAY: ....
FAST OR SLOW: ....
Chocolate or whip cream: ....
LICKING OR BITING: ....
LICKING
NAVEL OR NIPPLES: nipples
LIP OR TONGE: both
RANDOM
GIVER OR RECIEVER: give
GRABBING OR CARESSING: both
TOP OR BOTTIM: both
PILOW BITTING:
BOOTY CALLS: .....
ONE NIGHT STANDS: 8
MUSIC:
HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR 2 HOURS: sadly yes...haha
HAVE CASUAL SEX: fuck that
PULL SOMEONE RIGHT OFF THE SIDEWALK AND HAVE SEX WITH THEM: ..I don't know if that'll walk
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Heroes:
My Pops off top I seen em struggle alot and the people that started from the bottom and rose to the top
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: both
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Don't fuckin play wit me
How often do you like to have sex?: depends
Is sex a top priority for you?: yep
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: depends
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: 3 times a year
How do you feel about one night stands?: nuthin wrong wit em /strap up
How many one night stands have you had?: 6-10
What's your favorite position?: doggy doggy doggy...haha
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Nice ass king size bed or wherever
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: depends on my mood
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: ....?
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: til they soakin wet and ready and need it
Do you get off first or do they?: Ladies first B
Do you like kissing during sex?: Depends on the broad
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Nall I'm in dat ass...
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: She ain't gone hold it in too long
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: Fuck a boobs/nall i like boobs...haha
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 15
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: You tryin to get me found out ain't you
What does your favorite fore-play include?: to be sold not told
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: why..?
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: ....
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?:
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: in the back off a van / I was gettin' it
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: ...
Have you ever done porn?: ....
Have you ever have sex for money?: yep... I'll sell yo ass
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: if you gone give it to em give it to em if you ain't you ain't
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: good then a muther fucka
During sex... what are you thinking about?: I'ma knock the bottom out this shit
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: the top/get my swag on
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: at least three
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: Bitch I'm blessed
Could you live without sex?: for a week then I'm lurkin...
How often do you find sex boring?: ...?
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: From 30- 1hr
Do you like to perform oral sex?: depends on da victim
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: all the time
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: ...?
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: Muthafucka done got loose wit bitches...haha
Have you ever had interracial sex?: That's my fettish
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: It don't matter it didn't stop me
Have you ever had sex while at work?: ....
Have you ever had sex while at school?: .....
What is something that you would never consider doing?:
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: Stop playin...
Would you ever have sex in public?: Hell yeah...
What's your biggest turn on?: A bitches sexual swagger
Do you spit or swallow?: ask yo momma do she spit or swallow
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: 5 times
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: .....
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: .....
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: dat's a line not worth crossin
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: I was gettin it
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: ....
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: ....
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: up to par..,? bitch I'm da man
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: hell yeah still tryin to gett it on
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: ....
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: 17
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: all I need is my socks
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?:
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?:
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?:
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: passenger seat/let all the way down/pull her close...shid ... man
Do you were protection as often as you should?: I wear it as often as I should
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: nope
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: I know what you on
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: older/experienced
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: B-34-C34
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?:
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?:
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: Megan Goods Eva Mendez it's allota bitches
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?:
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