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Mike Czechmate

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I do stuff from time to time - a little of this a little of that, ya know same ol, same ol. Actually, I'm pretty busy and important but if I'm not here I'm usually on my webcam. It's totally FREE!!!, you should totally check it out it's; www.mikecoveredintartarsauce.gov

My Interests

Grappling Hooks, Dumpsters, Waffles, Hot Links, Homemade Cigarettes, and being covered in Tartar Sauce.

I'd like to meet:

Set Precedence, Johnny Cowboy, Henry Kissininger, Dumhi, Vivian Girlz, Yadier Molina, Secret Soundsystem, Pinky Violence, Zhang Ziyi, Muddy Boogers, British Fags, John Goodman, and agoraphobic ninjas.

Music:

Set Precedence, Secret Soundsytem, Dumhi, Vivian Girlz, Johnny Cowboy and the Unemployed, Pinky Violence, and Freda Payne.

Movies:

anything with ninjas or monkeys

Television:

Wife Swap and the White Rapper Show

Books:

yes

Heroes:

apparently on NBC