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Pants

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm a boy who's more like a girl with a cat who's more like a dog.
Which John Cusack Are You?

My Interests

i like to lurk in dark corners, snatch small, unsuspecting children, then teach them to do drugs.

I'd like to meet:

people scare me and make me cry.

Music:

in no particular order: radiohead, bjork, broken social scene, Q and not U, fugazi, the cure, the smiths, depeche mode, interpol, the faint, beck, built to spill, the rapture, the cheat, blonde redhead, !!!, franz ferdinand, hot hot heat, block party, nick drake, billy holiday, belle and sebastian, fisherspooner, goldfrapp, james, elton john, john lennon, the thermals, show is the rainbow, deerpen, the americas, LDV, the beachboys, the zombies, hot for johnson, blondie, louis prima, frank sinatra, brian eno, the velvet goldmind sound track, and you will know us by the trail of dead, enon, the hives, deerpen, and much much more.

Movies:

again, no particular order: american beauty, shawshank redemption, napoleon dynamite, eternal sunshine or the spotless mind, the big lebowski, o'brother where art thou, raising arizona (pretty much any cohen brothers film), to kill a mocking bird, wonder boys, ferris buellers day off, I heart huckabees, cat on a hot tin roof, who's afraid of virginia wolf, and plenty more...

Television:

LOST yeah, i know. i'm a dork.

Books:

werds er fer dum dums.

My Blog

stupid Y chromosome

i think this means i would have been a much hotter woman... ...
Posted by Pants on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 08:38:00 PST

i'm dying...

slowly, but surely, i am... somebody please come and put me out of my misery. there is money on my dresser and you are welcome to all of my possessions. i can't stand being sick anymore. i know there...
Posted by Pants on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:23:00 PST

Being Rubber

Untame raw style with wicked shine. Unleash body, pliability and flexible movement. Twist, bend, spike, define, or disconnect.
Posted by Pants on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 05:38:00 PST

what, me worry?

so yesturday i went into dukes. as i was walking to the counter diggin through my pockets the man says, with a smile, "jameson, half pint?" i mean, he was wrong... i only had enough for bicardi gold,...
Posted by Pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i haven't done shit today...

...time for a nap.
Posted by Pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm such a whore...

I feel awful. last night I did a terrible, terrible thing. I went to wal mart. I know! but it was 10:00 at night and I needed socks and some new underwear because the little woman gets turned off by t...
Posted by Pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST