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Alex

I am here for Friends

About Me

i am an american aquarium drinker. i am an opera singer. i'm towering above mortal men. i'm past one hundred thousand miles. i'm all lost in the supermarket. i'm worth a million in prizes. i am a citizens for boysenberry jam fan. i'm a wheel. i am going to meet you over there washed over the side top of the sky. i'm just a killer for your love. i'm sorry i love you. i am, i am, i am superman (and i know what's happening). i am a seagull. no, that's wrong. i am a parrot. a parrot parroting away pirated words.

My Blog

the incredible shrinking city [part 1]

on sunday i woke up feeling anxious.  i was two-thirds the way through memorial day weekend and had spent most of it indoors.   except for the bike ride i took on saturday morning throu...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 16:48:00 GMT

blog .13

i wrote this letter to a friend of mine this morning.  figured i'd make it available for the rest of you eager to take a study break (or those of you who simply enjoy arguing with me) i've...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 11:10:00 GMT

blog .12

bienvenidos a floridia!so i've been here for nearly three weeks (minus five days spent in colmbus, oh), and so i suppose it's about time i alert my loyal fan base (both of you) to the goings on here i...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:42:00 GMT

www.theatercharity.org

my winter vacation: www.theatercharity.org
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 23:32:00 GMT

blog .11

I've recently discovered that there is a feature that allows users to privatize their "blogs" (I'll never get comfortable using that word).  While I was tempted to use it here, I opted not to, be...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 01:53:00 GMT

blog .10

o cruel fate.  you have stripped me of the tools i need in order to speak freely.  i stand before you dumb, naked, and shivering with cold and fright.  how will i ever fi...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 00:19:00 GMT

blog .9

a blog for k... this is my dedication, my ode, my homage (though i believe some kind of imitation is required for an act to actually be an 'homage,' for this one, very special occasion, i shall break ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 03:55:00 GMT

blog .8

madness descends at a recycling center. ingredients:  1800 cars.  20000 aluminum cans.  900 computer monitiors (cobwebs attached).  500 television sets (broken).  3 sentences....
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jul 2005 22:35:00 GMT

blog .7

Google Search:  "Alex Tuininga" +naked = 1 hit seriously.
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jun 2005 01:11:00 GMT

blog .6

run too much read too little sleep too little / too much all at once bored and overwhelmed. senioritis? maybe. too much work to actually do any of it. so i watch the daily show and contem...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Mar 2005 22:57:00 GMT