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About Me

I am a collosal feminine failure. I need liposuction, botox, collagen, breast implants or reduction, a wax job, unassertiveness training, cash, and a future. I desperately need to avoid signs of aging, feminine odor, dry eye, dishpan hands and spots on the china, can you help me? I have recently been informed by trusted sources in Nigeria that I can increase penis size, buy Xanax online, make quick $$$ from home, cure premature ejaculation, get an MBA by mail, and assist third world government officials in exile to transfer large sums of money. Will you be my friend?

Maybe you don't know me, that's ok too. Send me a message and tell me the meaning of life, ok?

My Interests

Aesthetics, anthropology, sociology of media and culture, odd people, ex-hippies, stockbrokers, lawyers, and medicine men.

I'd like to meet:

I need someone to badda my bing, ruffle my feathers and focus my chi.

I am currently searching for a pagan rite that will make people stop clogging my inbox with bad AOR. Message me if you have one, or know a friendly Druid. kthx.

Music:

Garage rock and 60s psychedelia that only 12 people have ever heard of. Shameless pop. Horrifying pap. Love it all. See the train wreck at

Movies:

Anything with Doris Day, Cary Grant, or Humphrey Bogart. Anything directed by Howard Hawks. Films about how there are 98 different words for "ice" in the Inuit langauge. Stuff where Jello Biafra, Noam Chomsky, or Chuck O'Connell blither about media and politics. That's when I'm not watching Rockford Files re-runs, of course.

Books:

Anything by Phillip K. Dick, histories of civilization, Foucault's Pendulum, infurtiatingly obfuscatory academic journal articles that only 5 people will ever read.

Heroes:

Greg Shaw

My Blog

Good morning!

Working on an article, it's endless. Here's the view from my window because I'm bored....
Posted by Little Miss Orbit on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:47:00 PST

NYC Adventures

You know, cabs are fun. Being from LA, where everything is far away from everything else, Manhattan is refreshingly small. I saw the biggest sandwich on the planet, I kid you not--pastrami on rye at C...
Posted by Little Miss Orbit on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:22:00 PST

Super Secret East Coast Hideaway

So, as my friends know, I'm having an extended stay in a super secret east coast hideaway. No bars on the windows, no sirens, no helicopters!The House......which is on a lake:...with a container near...
Posted by Little Miss Orbit on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:09:00 PST

Toad Suck, Arkansas

Having just completed my cross country road trip to the Atlantic coast, I just had to share my favorite exit off if I-40: Toad Suck, in the great state of Arkansas. Far more amusing than Bucksnort, Te...
Posted by Little Miss Orbit on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:30:00 PST

Restaurant Review (Downtown L.A.)

Kokekokko360 E 2nd StLos Angeles, CA 90012(213) 687-0690 My dining companion and I were on the way to venerated sushi haunt Oomasa when I parked in the wrong place, and ended up near Honda Plaza in ...
Posted by Little Miss Orbit on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:27:00 PST

Laugh at me in '93 - some old photos

From1993, a trip Paige and I took with Greg to San Francisco. Paige just unearthed these last weekend. Memory lane! I'm the one with the pink hair, Paige is beside me, the other person is Greg....
Posted by Little Miss Orbit on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:40:00 PST

Restaurant review - Blair's in Silver Lake (L.A.)

Blair's 2903 Rowena Ave., L.A.323-660-1882Hours: Sun.-Thu., 5-10 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., 5-11 p.mParking is hell, have fun.I recently dined at this neighborhood eatery and thought it merited a review. Becaus...
Posted by Little Miss Orbit on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:45:00 PST

Movie review: Apocalypto

This is the first move I have ever actually fallen asleep during. I went because I studied the Maya in school, and was looking forward to an interesting movie. The plot: a bunch of guys chasing each o...
Posted by Little Miss Orbit on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:32:00 PST

Figure show at J Ferrari Gallery

This show is rather special because artist Dave Matke has used it as a platform to produce two figures in memory of Silverlake scenester Rikki Madrigal, who recently left us for the big party in the s...
Posted by Little Miss Orbit on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:02:00 PST

Best Headline Evah!

Rumsfeld replaced as Republicans thumped in US voteBest headline ever, but getting him replaced with someone who is just as scary is a bit of a Phyrric victory. I like any headline that refers to Repu...
Posted by Little Miss Orbit on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:29:00 PST