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Ryan

I'm going to be the first official Miss Disneyland.

About Me

Turn ons: Disneyland, Paris, Veuve Clicquot, Target, Starbucks, the F-word, individuality, good kissers, Mika, Cheyenne Jackson, Michael Urie, Zac Efron, Patrick Wolf, Jamie Cullum, Jason Mraz, geekiness, thunderstorms, twisted senses of humor, vulnerability.
Turn offs: Self-importance, American Idol, potluck dinners, Paris Hilton, cell phone use on public transit, apathy, lip-synching, tabloids, double casting, Velcro, acrylic stemware, size queens, and SMALL DICKS!
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My Interests

Music, singing, movies, champagne, theatre, reading, travel, English, French, making out, DVDs, Disney, friends, boybands, backhanded compliments

I'd like to meet:

Cute, brainy boys. Guys and girls to giggle and make out with. People who neither identify with nor admire Paris Hilton. The offbeat. Folks who like to fuck shit up. People who can compliment me on my singing without using the phrase "American Idol."
I want to meet Mika, John Waters, Barbra Streisand, Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho, and of course Madonna, so I can thank her for "Vogue" - and then slap her for doing that Gap commercial and becoming the new face of corporate rock.

Music:

Mika, Barbra Streisand, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Sarah Brightman, Young Love, Jason Mraz, McFly, Blondie, Scissor Sisters, Robbie Williams, Maroon 5, Green Day, ABBA, Bjork, Patrick Wolf, Under The Influence Of Giants, Tori Amos, The Dresden Dolls, Franz Ferdinand, Rufus Wainwright, The Killers, Army Of Lovers, Jamie Cullum, The B-52s, Westlife, Broadway Musicals, Disco, Boybands

Movies:

Hairspray (1988 and 2007), Amelie, Ed Wood, High School Musical, Across The Universe, Zodiac, A Fish Called Wanda, Pink Narcissus, Ja Zuster! Nee Zuster! (Yes Nurse! No Nurse!), Fanny & Alexander, All About Eve, Valley Of The Dolls, Xanadu, Angels In America, Chicago, Billy Elliot, The Silence Of The Lambs, Moulin Rouge, Death Becomes Her, Peter Pan (1953 and 2003), Little Shop Of Horrors, Romy And Michele's High School Reunion, Carrie, Dreamgirls, Shock Treatment, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pete's Dragon, All About My Mother, The Rescuers, Evita, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Cabaret, The Pirate Movie, Bring It On, Interview With The Vampire, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Magnolia, The Incredibles, Rent, The NeverEnding Story, Victor/Victoria, A Very Long Engagement (Un long dimanche de fiancailles), Tootsie, Funny Girl, 9 to 5, The Wizard Of Oz

Television:

Ugly Betty, Pushing Daisies, The Office (UK and US), Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List, Chuck, Project Runway, Battlestar Galactica, How I Met Your Mother, Sex And The City, Absolutely Fabulous, Twin Peaks, Will And Grace, Sports Night, Queer As Folk (UK and US), Strangers With Candy, Little Britain, The Facts Of Life

Books:

Tales Of The City, The Vampire Chronicles, Harry Potter, David Sedaris, Wonder Boys, The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh, The Da Vinci Code, Stiff: The Curious Lives Of Human Cadavers, The Lovely Bones, Mysterious Skin, The Hours, Sex by Madonna

Heroes:

My grandmother, Gilda Radner, Margaret Cho, Buffy Summers, Betty Suarez, Pule, and I cannot believe I am answering this question.