I hate myself and want some breakfast profile picture

I hate myself and want some breakfast

Broke and lonely, cold and hungry. I know it may sound funny, but I'm doing alright

About Me

Hello my name is Cloda and my best(and only) friend is my dog. Dont mind the pictures. Theyre all being paid for being around me...........Actually even my dog dosnt like me much anymore....... Probably the fact that hes dead........Im here because...... hmm........ I hope to meet similar friendless peoplebody,td,.text,.blacktext10,a.searchlinkSmall,a.searchl inkSmall:link,a.searchlinkSmall:visited{color:000000;font-si ze:pt;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none;font-style:nor mal i am an indie snob!

How indie are you? test by ridethefader
You're just too cool for school, aren't you? You're pretty narrow minded and opinionated with regards to music (and probably most other things as well). But you're allowed to be, because you really are better than everyone else. You take pride in obscurity. You probably prefer vinyl too, you elitist bitch.

My Interests

YOU.......

I'd like to meet:

I already met the futureheads...... But I'd still want to meet them AGAIN!!!! Look at that sex machine Barry!ACTUALLY SCRAP THAT........I'd like to meet sombody whos as similar to Napoleon Dynamite as me
Take the quiz:
Which Barbie Are You?

Trailer Park Barbie
You smoke, you drink, you fart, you belch, and you rarely shower. You don't know what a toothbrush or a hairbrush look like. You like to hunt and fish but you must track down wind or your quary can smell you coming. Your second pickup is on blocks cuz your waiting on a camshaft, but your first truck is a bondo-primer masterpeice that can handle any dirt road you take to pick up more chewin tobacco and cheap beer. The wipers don't work but that's why you saved all your old flannels.

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Music:

The sound of Music soundtrack i am an indie snob!

How indie are you? test by ridethefader
You're just too cool for school, aren't you? You're pretty narrow minded and opinionated with regards to music (and probably most other things as well). But you're allowed to be, because you really are better than everyone else. You take pride in obscurity. You probably prefer vinyl too, you elitist bitch.

Movies:

Dumbo! The pink elephant scene did it for me

Television:

I refuse to conform to your elitist ways..... I watch a washing machine

Books:

BOSCO goes to the beach, BOSCO goes to the circus, BOSCO makes friends, BOSCO becomes a hitman, BOSCO and the lost puppy, BOSCO goes to school, BOSCO o.ds on lsd, BOSCO has a birthday party, BOSCO's guide to the red light district.

Heroes:

BOSCO

My Blog

Pube head!

I'm actually worried for pube head...... If I see him within the next month I wont exactly be polite...... the poor cunt Fuck sake, how hard is it to be the perfect guy? I'm not that hard to please!! ...
Posted by I hate myself and want some breakfast on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:42:00 PST

horsie face......

Fucking faggot cuntbag rat features....... Pube headed fuck head posh fucking tool sack arsehole cunt sucking son of a whore bitchface knobjockey fagjob wankstain ARSEHOLE HORSIE FACE!!!!!   That...
Posted by I hate myself and want some breakfast on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:24:00 PST

ipod thingy

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, typ...
Posted by I hate myself and want some breakfast on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:10:00 PST

Thing to make girlies lurve you **for the Cutsie wutsie boys***

1-touch her waist (HARD, pinch it till it Bruises)2-talk to her (Non-stop, dont let her get a word in edgeways) what fag job guy dosnt to TALK to a girl.....hmmm cough3-share secrets (Ones that haunt ...
Posted by I hate myself and want some breakfast on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:33:00 PST

Ridicuous

HA!! Fucking fantastic!!!!!   I had the best week ever! I found great christmas presents for dirt cheap! I have talents in sound engineering wahey!!! I got my licence and am now legally on the r...
Posted by I hate myself and want some breakfast on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:30:00 PST

Why Buy?

Just got off the phone to meteor (bastards ripped me off!!!)....they left me on hold for like an hour and I just put it on loudspeaker......they were playing the police. The sound quality was so shit,...
Posted by I hate myself and want some breakfast on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:10:00 PST

And it just gets better

Well considering all my "buddies" keep getting their lives ruined and moveing back home to their mammys I'm short on "fun". I have to *SHOCK* *HORROR* look beyond a few doors down for free red wi...
Posted by I hate myself and want some breakfast on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:31:00 PST

Ugh......

Ugh, After all that time workin on the tempest, all is over....what have I learned? 1. Never accept fruit in lieu of potential compensation for potential injuries caused by van running you down.........
Posted by I hate myself and want some breakfast on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

Its in the photograph

Have you ever noticed when you look at pictures of yourself you can tell exactly what you yourelf were thinking at the time? Take my profile pic.......that rigor mortis smile modled on that of Tony B...
Posted by I hate myself and want some breakfast on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST

Debutants ball Review:

One week after the Debs: I am: Still hungover Aparntly repulsive to the oppisite sex (well didnt I know that one already) Recieving slaggings about my meticulously aimed puke Fit to kill my lovel...
Posted by I hate myself and want some breakfast on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST