Hot girls, raging liberals, Chianti, Merlot, Sangiovese, cheesy slasher flicks, purple colors, bein' barefoot, sunglass shoppin', bar hoppin', makin' lists for everything, singin' in my car and eatin' a whole bag of Twizzlers in one sitting at the movie theater.
Those interested in chinchillas.
Scissor Sisters, Britney Spears, Postal Service, Snow Patrol, Jem, The Delgados, Emma Pollock, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Goldfrapp, Death Cab For Cutie, Muse, The Killers, Keane, Franz Ferdinand, Pussycat Dolls, Paris Hilton (don't shoot!), Christina Aguilera, Erasure, New Order, Duran Duran, The Cure, The Smiths, Radiohead, Enya, Switchfoot, Afro-Celt Sound System, Rufus Wainwright, Gorillaz
Slasher movies (!!), 80s movies (!!), Christmas movies (!!), Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Descent, Black Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th, Halloween, Prom Night, The House on Sorority Row, The Prowler, My Bloody Valentine, American Nightmare (1983), Last Dance (1992), Welcome to Spring Break, Psycho Cop 2, Shredder, The Clown at Midnight, Lovers Lane, Home Alone 1 & 2, Hocus Pocus, Big Business, Adventures In Babysitting, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Dirty Dancing, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Can't Buy Me Love, The Neverending Story, The Last Unicorn, Labyrinth, The Witches, The Goonies, Monster Squad, SHE, The Little Mermaid, Troop Beverly Hills, Coyote Ugly, Center Stage, The Sweetest Thing, Now and Then, Under the Tuscan Sun, Love Actually, Clueless, Sweet Home Alabama, Latter Days, Serendipity, Just Like Heaven, Romy and Michele, To Wong Foo, Muriel's Wedding, 50 First Dates, 13 Going on 30, Cruel Intentions, She's All That, American Pie, John Tucker Must Die, Just Friends, You Can Count on Me, Meet Joe Black, Life as a House, The Good Girl, The Last Kiss, Garden State, Brokeback Mountain, The Notebook, Running Scared, anything with the talents of John Hughes, Christopher Columbus, Andy Tennant, Wes Craven, C. Jay Cox, Kenneth Lonergan, Kevin Williamson, Drew Barrymore (!!), Rachel McAdams, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Reese Witherspoon, Paul Walker or Mark Ruffalo!
One Tree Hill, Heroes, The Apprentice, Friends (RIP), Will and Grace (RIP)
Anything by Christopher Rice (but especially The Snow Garden), anything by David Robbins (but especially Hell-O-Ween), J.D. Salinger, Edgar Allan Poe; Joy Ride by Stephen Crye & King Lear by William Shakespeare.
Okay...I'll say it...my mother.