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About Me

i like john wayne and jesus and pirates and bitches and sluts and dick tattoos and willie nelson and my g-ma and my van(Tony Fontana) and herbal suppliments and jim beam black and chia pets and harry potter and taco flavored doritos and guns and boobs and star wars.

My Interests

sex, drugs, and rockin' fucking roll

I'd like to meet:

Some supa fly hunnies.

Music:

any old country, metal, hip-hop, and pop

Movies:

psycho beach party, half baked, muppets in space, princess bride, run ronnie run, moulin rouge, anything with steve martin or bill murray(except that shitty movie with him playing himself in japan, that one sucks)

Television:

mr. show, family guy, simpsons, aqua teen, arrested development, sex and the city

Books:

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Heroes:

john wayne & johnny cash

My Blog

2005 ways to kill

new years. wow. spending new years in a different state might suck. that is unless you are jj and you are in breckenridge. let me tell you something bout breck. they were not ready for the T-town...
Posted by J MAX on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'M THE SHIT

i would like to start off by saying that i'm the shit. no, really. i'm the motherfuckin' shit. it was not up to me. that someone or something that controlls the universe made me the way i am. i ...
Posted by J MAX on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST