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Heathen: 1349

a heathen, concievably... but not, i hope, an unenlightened one.

About Me

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum." This is what Heath Leffel said to me on our first date. After he took me in to the bedroom and choke-slammed me onto the mattress, I knew I would never love another man again. His overwhelming kindness is only overpowered by his punctuality. I will never forget the time he took me to see the Montreal expos play on the moon. It was grand to say the least.... Oh wait... That was not the moon.... Come to think of it, it might have been the trunk of his car... on shrooms...? OR... Anyway, he is a man amongst dudes, or a dude amongst... anyways... Back to the subject at hand. Heath is an artist, a poet, a picker, a grinner, a lover, a sinner. A renaissance man if you will. Open up your heart and let the Heath shine in. -signed confusedly - Consuela
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My Interests

spiritual experiences, love, friendship, tattooing, painting, pro wrestling, good music, books... stuff like that.

I'd like to meet:

Ric Flair, Pete Sampris, Harley Race, Gunnar Hansen, The Funk Family, George Clinton, Sir Santa of Clause, Glenn Danzig, Linda Blair, Reba Macentire, Tim Allen, That guy from the Christmas Story with the red hair that beat up Peter Billingsly, Peter Billingsly, The Dirtbike kid, oh wait, that was Peter Billingsly, The guy who did the voice of Johnny 5 on that movie Short Circuit, Larry Fishburn, Gene Frenkle, Han Solo, HR Puffinstuff, Bruce Campbell, Moses, Whoever was in the snowman costume in that horror movie Jack Frost, Hillary Duff, Jamie Lee Curtis back in the 70's, Alabama (the band, not the state), Anyone who could tell me where my '75 gibson sg is, the girl who called me an assface and then ran away really fast, Oh, and Rowdy Roddy Motherfucking Piper.

Music:

Otis Redding, Carla Thomas, Edith Piaf, Buffalo Springfield, The James Gang, Ray Charles, Jimi Hendrix, John Lee Hooker, Etta James, Coltrane, Midlake, Le fleur de lys, spacemen 3, Jolie Holland, John Lee Hooker, Black Mountain, Son House, Black Sabbath, the Pink Mountaintops, The Black Angels, Ella Fitzgerald, Booker T and the MG's, Voyager One, PJ Harvey, Mark Lanegan, Brant Bjork, Rose Tattoo, Motorhead, AC/DC, Cowboy Junkies, Neko Case, Witch, The Eagles, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Drive-by Truckers, The Birthday Party, Cyndi Lauper, Split Lip Rayfield, George Jones, Merle Haggard, Deep Purple, G'nF'nR, velvet underground, Dead Meadow, QotSA, Hope Sandoval, Blue Oyster Cult, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Steve Miller Band, Robert Johnson, John Cash, Pink Floyd... you know... the usual.

Movies:

Altered States, The Fountain, Night/Dawn/Day of the Dead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Halloween, Dr. Strangelove, Halloween 2, Barfly, Stand By Me, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Big Chill, Very Bad Things, Phantasm, Breakfast Club, Dead Alive, Happiness, Storytelling, Evil Dead 2, Die Hard Trilogy, Pumpkinhead, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Blue Velvet, Psycho, Rear Window, Last House on the Left, The Prophecy, Deer Hunter, Taxi Driver, Pretty in Pink, Last House on the Left, The Thing, They Live, The Hills Have Eyes, Nightmare on Elm Street, Sin City, Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla, The Devil's Rejects, Psycho Beach Party, Gleaming the Cube, Friday, The Doors, Hamburger Hill, Stranger Than Paradise, Orgasmo, Friday the 13th 1-7, Mood Boobs, among others.

Television:

Any and all professional wrestling, Tales from the Crypt, Twilight Zone, The History Channel, Turner Classic Movies.

Books:

Charles Bukowski, Pro wresting autobiographies, Carl Sagan, The Dali Lama, Henry David Thorough, Timothy Leary, and old Peanuts comic strips.

Heroes:

nancy lou.

My Blog

i got proof...

check this out. Girls need "time and money" (girls = time*money) since "time is money" (time = money) since "money is the root of all evil" (money = sqaure root of evil) therefore... girls = (squ...
Posted by heathen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST