AH YAH I am the party dude I enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks Life's a beach People NEED me in order to lighten up Happiness isn't a destination; it's simply a way of life I like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off my athletic skills Does annoying my sisters and brothers count? I enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group Gotta make 'em laugh I’m a person just like you
but I’ve got better things to do
then sit around and fuck my head
hang out with the living dead
snort white shit up my nose
pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
that’s something I just don't needI’ve got JesusI’m a person just like you
but I’ve got better things to do
then sit around and smoke dope
cause I know that I can cope
laugh at the thought of eating ludes
laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
always gonna keep in touch
never want to use a crutchI’ve got Jesus
I view the Bible as historically accurate and divinely inspired! I go to church every Sunday, with the Good Book in a Bible cover, and Wednesday night for Bible study! I have read at least one of the books in the apocalyptic "Left Behind" series, I prefer my iced tea very sweet, and suspect Bill Clinton has murdered somebody somewhere in Arkansas! I am furious that people actually believe "The Da Vinci Code" and have bought a book debunking the novel! I wept uncontrollably all three times I went to see "The Passion of the Christ" and have ordered the DVD in bulk to give copies to friends! I may watch Eternal Word Television Network, and I adore Dr. Laura, Chuck Colson, James Dobson, and Rush Limbaugh! I enjoy some episodes of "Joan of Arcadia" but think it is not reverent enough--"Touched by an Angel" is better! I go to Latin Mass and weekly confession! I think homosexuals are sinful but try periodically to love them! I think the surrounding culture is so polluted that I shop at Christian bookstores, listen only to Christian radio and send My kids to Christian or parochial schools--or home school them! I give generously to my church and Christian charities! The Bible provides me not only a direct connection to God but also a roadmap for how to lead my life! I am also a Republican so I believe in Small Government, Less Tax, and a Strong Military. Social stances includes, Pro-life, Pro-Israel, Pro-marriage, and Pro-NRA I am more about looking good than following the latest look of the week I am a fan of professional and college sports in Southern California
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