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Eat Your Face

Where'd you get the pink 50's grandma?

About Me

James is on his mission but would love to get letters from his buds. So feel free to write to him and send the letters to:Elder James Barnett Missão Brasil Florianópolis Feliciano Nunes Pires, #42 Centro - Florianópolis - SC 88015-220 Brasiland his e-mail is [email protected] love to cuddle. i love text messages. i love music more than your mother. i go to alot of shows. i have dance parties in parking lots. i sleep in whenever possible. i don't drink i don't smoke i don't do drugs. i treat my friends like family. i'm sarcastic. if you have no respect for yourself then i'll have no respect for you. i like the cold part of the pillow. i love cake. i like slow dancing. i love the rain. i dont use words like "chill" "bro" "dank" or "sick". i believe if you have a huge truck, then you have a tiny penis. i give amazing massages. i don't hate people i just would be happer if they stayed the f away from me. i love back scratches. i like holding hands. i love big hugs. be nice to me and i'll be nice to you.i'm a very forgiving person. you have to try pretty hard to make me angry. i spend 75% of my money on cd's. i'm super friendly, so say hello to me right now.

My Interests

James is on his mission but would love to get letters from his buds. So feel free to write to him and send the letters to: Elder James Barnett Missão Brasil Florianópolis Feliciano Nunes Pires, #42 Centro - Florianópolis - SC 88015-220 Brasili like cuddling going to shows text messages taking naps hugging dancing for no reason with no music soft kisses good movies delicious pie spooning back scratches and music. it's kinda my thing

I'd like to meet:

James is on his mission but would love to get letters from his buds. So feel free to write to him and send the letters to: Elder James Barnett Missão Brasil Florianópolis Feliciano Nunes Pires, #42 Centro - Florianópolis - SC 88015-220 Brasila girl that..... will serenade me, hold my hand, has no problems sitting around doing nothing with me, likes to snuggle, bakes cookies, listens to good music, has self respect, is not a moron. simple enough yes i think so? And MacGuyver

I Hate Drugs I Love My Friends

The rest

Music:

Metal East Coast Hardcore Sweedish Metal Metal Core 80's Metal Hardcore Spaz Metal Viking Metal Old School Hardcore and some good ol' Jazz The Warriors. In My Eyes. 10 Yard Fight. Stay Gold. Gorilla Biscuits. Internal Affairs. Make Move. Beyond the sixth seal. Dimmu Borgir. Children of bodom. Dream theater. Dark tranquility. Red chord. Rifles at recess. All shall perish. Embrace the end. Mother F-ing Iron Maiden. Judas Priest. Minor Threat. Misfits.

Movies:

The Warriors Newsies Princess Bride Rudy Gettysburg Saving Silverman Anchorman

Television:

family guy Viva la bam joe schmo

Books:

holes into thin air great gatsby lord of the rings straight jacket

Heroes:

Ian McKay, Jimmy Buffet, MacGuyver, Neil Diamond, Jimi Hendrix, James Dean, Elvis, Glen Danzig, Phil Collins, Billy Idol, JIm Morrison, Jack Black, James Dean, Elvis.."http://www.lulu.com/items/35000/35315/preview/michae l_jackson_18%5B1%5D.jpg".."http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Image s/Sources/AMGPORTRAITS/music/portrait200/drp000/p068/p06899a u7x5.jpg"

My Blog

allll about me fool

read this whole thing because you are amazing full name = James Keith Barnett age = 21 nickname(s): Dr Awesome, Eat Your face, Scott Baio, Weird Kid, Big Cat shoe size = 10.5 -11 you know what that me...
Posted by Eat Your Face on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:35:00 PST

words of wisdom?

so i'm having trouble realizing what it is that women, or girls or females or whatever, look for in guys. what turns them on? what do they hate? what makes them smile? what makes them sad? what make...
Posted by Eat Your Face on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Allright who wants to makeout?

Oh sorry did you think there was more too it than that? yeah that's it, just a simple quesiton haha
Posted by Eat Your Face on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!

so i was thinking about shaving my head, like not bald not with a razor or anything but like the same length as the beard i want to grow. wait leave the beard out of this. so should i shave my head a...
Posted by Eat Your Face on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

importante!!

ok so i don't know if i should shave off the goatee or not, what do you people think? should it stay or should it go? you gotta let me know. word. also honestly how do i rate on a scale of 1-10 i'm...
Posted by Eat Your Face on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST