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Catman

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Meat is delicious. Especially cat meat. Vegetarians are a bunch of fucking whiners who don't like the idea of me killing and eating another living creature. Well I'd kill and eat your child if it was legal. How about them apples?
Also, if you are a lesbian, odds are you were just too much of an idiot when choosing boyfriends, and kept going for the 'rebellious, fiesty young maverick' and couldn't hack it when you found out you couldn't "change" him and he ended up continuing on his path to being a Divine Fuckup. If you are a male homoesexual, it's just because you like it in the ass. Guess that's your decision.
Go on, get "angry". Puts a smile on my face. Or don't, be indifferent. Be a spacey eyed, slack jawed stoner and wander through life like you've been hit in the head with a brick.
Quit your motherfucking whining, pick your chin up, and stay the course. Goddamn, if everyone in the world was a much of a pisspants pansy like you are, the human race would have been extinct by now.
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My Interests

http://www.cat.com

What, did you think I picked Catman as my name for the ANIMAL? Hell no ... for industrial machinery. From boots to gear to things for tearing down rainforests, if you want something that doesn't break when the wind blows too hard, look to CATERPILLAR for quality. Also, they probably bulldozed down your dumbass rain forest village or garbage constructed shantytown -- both of which are equally admirable.

I'd like to meet:

My fist would like to meet your face. Preferably the bridge of your nose.

Movies:

Fuck Flash. I fucking HATE Flash. Fuck Flash and fuck you too, for putting dumbass music players and embedded videoes and all manner of other performance eating, bandwidth gobbling, page diarrheaing horsecrap you put on your profile, most likely by banging your fingers against the keyboard like some retard. Because that's what you are. Retarded.

Heroes:

Not you. Ya wishy washy scumbag.

But this man is .

My Blog

Your stupidity is permanent

Stars, butterflies, 'tribal bandings', barbed wire ...If you are going to get something permanently fucking marked on your body, how about you display the smallest shred of individuality and not get t...
Posted by Catman on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:15:00 PST

And I hope you fucking choked on it.

There's a shooting range nearby.A great deal of folks would go there because they rented handguns for use there on the range.As you can imagine, a rather sloped forehead cluster of gangster wannabes, ...
Posted by Catman on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:32:00 PST

Visual Vomit

What in the ever loving fuck is the matter with some of you people?   I mean seriously, look at your MySpace profile and ask yourself:  if I wasn't a dipshit teenager hopped up on mescaline ...
Posted by Catman on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:56:00 PST

Smarmy, that's what you are.

Go look up that word, smarmy.See the definition?Go ahead and write your name there below it.  Because that's what you are: smarmy.No get the hell out of my face before I bite you in the eye....
Posted by Catman on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:12:00 PST