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Larson

im a mirror fucking image of no control, im a nihlist raised on violence.

About Me


Your mom will love me.
"At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols." -Aldous Huxley
I like:
Irish accents (or just accents in general)
Sewing
Baking
Charcoal
Stand up bass
Golf
Bowling
Rum
Art
Snowboarding
Music
X-men
Traveling
Sarcasm
Weirdos
Cold coffee
Drinking lots of water
Shoes
Resident Evil but mostly 4
Camping n shit
I hate:
St Cloud drivers
Southern accents
HIM
Jessica Simpson
TRIBAL TATTOOS!
Rosanne
Cars...because they hate me back
Talking on the phone
Bob Saget
People who are shady
Rush
Peas and Ham
Bald guys (ok...don't hate em...but its kinda creepy)
Metallica
Bright rooms in the morning
Those people that think everything is artistic
The Crocadile Hunter
Paris Hilton
Mullets
People that try too hard
Being bored
People that try to bash others over myspace
Orange people
WhEn PeoPlE TyPE LIke tHis

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

a lot of dead people.

Music:


Movies:

Planet Terror
Beetlejuice
Cool Runnings
The Royal Tennanbaums
Sin City
The Brothers Grimm
Ferris Buellers Day Off
Pulp Fiction
Edward Scissorhands
Clerks
From Hell
Almost Famous

Television:



I don't really know what televison is anymore....not having a working antenna and all

Futurama
Scrubs
Freaks and Geeks
The Office
Weeds
Simpsons
Conan
Pretty much half of adult swim....anime sucks

Books:



Heroes:

Marilyn

Joe Strummer

MNRG

GIL ELVGREN.

Betsey Johnson

My Blog

if i was

If I were a month I would be?septemberIf I were a day of the week I would be:saturday...typicalIf I were a time of day I would be:11:30 pmIf I were a planet I would be:i dont even careIf I were a sea ...
Posted by Larson on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:33:00 PST

down the drain

There is no way to describe it. Everything that could have happened...did. Thing need to change right now and there is nothing I can do.   Does anyone know where I can get a cheap car?...
Posted by Larson on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:57:00 PST

Bored with life.

hapter 1: PersonalInitials: ALLMiddle name: LynnBirthday: jan 30 88Birth Place: fridleyCurrent location: my aptHeight: 5'3"Hair length: still kinda shortEye color: green? grey? blue?Piercings: right n...
Posted by Larson on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:31:00 PST

beep

"FAVORITES"01. show: futurama or freaks and geeks02. flower - orchids03. color -red04. sport -snowboarding or golfing05. mall - not stc06. music - ...
Posted by Larson on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:43:00 PST

boobs

1) What's the status of you and the last person you dated?good friends2) Do you believe that there's always room in your heart for your first love?...
Posted by Larson on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:02:00 PST

Do it up!

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sw...
Posted by Larson on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 06:13:00 PST

I would be....

 If I were a month I would be?SeptemberIf I were a day of the week I would be:SaturdayIf I were a time of day I would be:10:00 pm, for no good reasonIf I were a planet I would be:PlutoIf I were a...
Posted by Larson on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:04:00 PST

California Sun

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Posted by Larson on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:14:00 PST

dear neighbors.....

-domestic disturbances are not cool-donuts. thats it. -stop parking like idiots. -stop eating as well. your setting a bad example for your little children, whom you scream at all day.....weighing 300 ...
Posted by Larson on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:51:00 PST

monday morning.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?sleepin2. What do you want?complete and utter bliss3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?nah4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?wingnut pen5. When is the last time ...
Posted by Larson on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:32:00 PST