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Cousin Larry

Snitches Get Stitches

About Me

I am a fun person with a bitter sense of humor. I tend to say the wrong things and at the wrong times, and quote from random movies at any given moment in a conversation. I am a bit sarcastic and cynical, but lovable. I am intelligent and witty- but not all the time (we all have our moments). I graduated from Rutgers with a degree in History (I liked learning about communists, but that isn't helping me find a "real" job) and a minor in labor studies. I grew up in Manville and I work in Hillsborough. I heart Jersey to the max! I work a lot and I spend a lot of time with my family and friends, but I have a lot of free time too- mostly because I don't sleep much. I like run on sentences and poor puncuation. ME ME ME....yadda yadda yadda.

My Interests

Dive bars, watching tv, playing spit, Yuengleng & Blue Moon, midgets, Pretending to look for a better job, creeping the pages of myspace, talking about my dead cat, not climbing fences, examining the contents of other people's grocery carts, flowers, telling inappropriate jokes, not poetry, free t-shirts, the Amish, carbohydrates, monkey torture, giving people dirty looks & not realizing it, selling babies, not having health insurance, frisbee, not allergies. I'm also into art and music (but then again, who isn't?). Keeping a look out for Midgets.

I'd like to meet:

Midgets, and lots of them!

Music:

BAD RELIGION, Emery, Johnny Cash, Weezer, Thursday, Billy Bragg, Propagandhi, Live, Randy, Dead Milkmen,Dismemberment Plan, Doors, Le Tigre, STP, Guns N Roses, The Eagles, Badly Drawn Boy, The Killers, James Taylor, CCR and more.

Movies:

Anything that John Cusack (especially Better Off Dead) or the Brat Pack were in, The Goonies, The Princess Bride, Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade, Tommy Boy, Wet Hot American Summer, Hackers, Slackers, Beauty & the Beast, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Escape From Alcatraz, Heathers, The Worst Witch, Witches, Billy Madison, Adventures in Babysitting, Don't tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, Office Space (Ofcourse), American Dreamer, Shawshank Redemption, The Outsiders, The Sweetest Thing, Loverboy, Money Can't Buy Me Love, Girls Just Want To Have Fun, Stand By Me, Beetlejuice. The Shining, Edward Scissorhands, Houseguest, Steel Magnolias (drink the juice Shelby), Fight Club, Killer Clowns From Outerspace, Death to Smoochie, Spaceballs, Clerks, Forrest Gump, V is for Vendetta and SO Many More! I am a movie NERD.

Television:

Law N Order (all of them), CSI,Just Shoot Me (David Spade is a god), Roseanne, Will & Grace, The Golden Girls, Macgyver,Real Autopsy,the History channel, Family Guy, etc.

Books:

The Joke by Milan Kundera, She's Come Undone-Wally Lamb, All The President's Men - Woodward & Bernstein, A Clockwork Orange -Anthony Burgess, and lots of trashy books that lower my IQ as well as weaken my vocabulary.

Heroes:

My family

My Blog

Not Since Prom...

I just bought a dress today for the first time since Prom, in May of 2000.  I have not worn a dress in over 7 years.  I really did love that lavender princess like gown.  I am going to ...
Posted by Cousin Larry on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:33:00 PST

Carly got ran over by a reindeer

This has got to be one of the most unlucky months of my entire life!Let's see... I lost and incredibly amount of money in AC, had to get my wisdom tooth taken out due to an absurd amount of pain and n...
Posted by Cousin Larry on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:02:00 PST

Fat Bitch

Once again, I wake up extremely early for no reason... even though I'm technically on vacation. So I watch a few episodes of The Golden Girls, Frasier and Spin City to entertain me for a while, even ...
Posted by Cousin Larry on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:11:00 PST

My first Ebay experience

My dad is a mailman and apparently the mail trucks do not have radios in them, so for many years now he has had a sports radio that he puts in the truck and plugs into the cigarrette lighter.  Un...
Posted by Cousin Larry on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 07:41:00 PST

mmmmm omlettes

Lastnight was a  night of many firsts...  my friend Abbie and I went to my hometown to drink at one of the local bars with my bff Jill... decided on Manville bars due to the fact that we wer...
Posted by Cousin Larry on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 02:42:00 PST

White Trash, Second Generation

So I was playing Taboo with a group of friends lastnight...you know- the game of unspeakable fun....and the word was "Trash"...noticing that white was not one of the words on the unselectable list, I ...
Posted by Cousin Larry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

and the card attached would say thank you for being a friend

I would just like to thank those who came out for my birthday- and to apologize to those who I may have offended or fell on in my drunken state. Please, no need to remind me of anything I said or did...
Posted by Cousin Larry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My birthday

Yeah so I'll be 23 on Saturday, May 14...and drunk. If you want to celebrate my birth, then let me know. If you want to buy me drinks, then definitely let me know.
Posted by Cousin Larry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CANADA BITCHES

I leave for Montreal on Thursday- incase you didn't already know. I'll be back in a few days though- that's if I don't get caught smuggling contraband, which my father seems to think will happen. He...
Posted by Cousin Larry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Frisbee

Trying to get a frisbee game going...any of my friends interested?
Posted by Cousin Larry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST