Brunch, finger-poppin, Lindsay Lohan, flannel, hair, nails, diamonds, dance parties, rollerskating, arts + crafts, clothes, thrift shops, unicorns, perms, trannies, girl gangs, puppet bands, bruises, scars, and THE MOTHERFUCKING JERSEY SHORE BITCH
B-52s, Blondie, Patsy Cline, Dee-Lite, Depeche Mode, Devo, ESG, the Human League, Janet Jackson, Le Tigre, Lil Kim, Madonna, Missy Elliott, Nirvana, Peaches, Prince, the Ramones, Salt N Pepa, Soft Cell, Tracy + the Plastics, Kitty Wells, X-Ray Spex, Yaz
Carrie, Nightmare on Elm Street 1 3 and 5(2 and 4 SUCK!), anything by John Waters, Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story, the Little Mermaid, Dawn of the Dead, Alien, AlienS, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Working Girl, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Showgirls, Southern Comfort, Mean Girls, Dressed to Kill
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ghostwriter, Project Runway, Six Feet Under, Strangers with Candy, Top Model, Melrose Place, The Sarah Silverman Program, Roseanne, Queer as Folk
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